Jan 22 2009
Sasha and Malia Obama Become Dolls, Go Through Puberty Fast

On Tuesday, I eagerly anticipated seeing Sasha and Malia Obama all dolled up for the big inauguration. Now, little girls around the country can have their very own Sasha and Malia dolls everyday.
TY, the makers of that craze of all crazes Beanie Babies, have turned their attention from cute plush animals to primped plush teens. And somehow that includes the Obama daughters.
There’s just something about “Sweet Sasha” and “Marvelous Malia” that doesn’t sit quite right. Could it be that the dolls age the real girls by a good few years, slap on pink lipstick and add some boobs? Yes, maybe that’s it…
May I remind you that Sasha is 7 years old and Malia is 10? I’m twentysomething and still hoping for curves like that.
But, grossly extorting these young girls aside, does anyone else think the dolls don’t even look like them? Nice try TY.

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