Remember the Smurfs? Yeah those blue guys with the gravity defying stocking caps and mushroom huts. Well, now your dreams are about to come true, that is, if your fantasy is to look like a mythical blue person (and isn’t that a universal desire?)

Too Faced, the cosmetics company responsible for such inane products as exorbitant lip gloss infused with crushed South Sea Pearls, has now released a So Smurfy Eye Shadow Collection.

According to the Sephora website,

Too Faced So Smurfy Eye Shadow Collection contains four easy-to-use shades that can be used individually or together to create a signature Smurfette look. The velvety shadows glide on smoothly creating a seamless blend of gleaming color. Your pigment-drenched peepers will be left super Smurf-chic!” Smurf-chic? Is that not an oxymoron? Don’t even get me started on the copywriter-cum-poetic-failure that wrote the alliterative travesty that is “pigment-drenched peepers.

The shadow palette is delivered in a mirror compact decorated with Smurf heads, so that when you’re checking your reflection, you can be surrounded with a halo of blue men, evidently to see if you’ve done an accurate job of making yourself up like a Smurfette. Brilliant!

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