It was a typical Miami night with the tanned and beautiful gathering for a big event. This time it was for a Plastic Surgery Fashion Show.

I know what you’re thinking. And yes, I suppose that’s what every fashion show could and should be called.

But this is just blatant.

The event was held in honor of the grand opening of the new  complex for the Bal Harbour Plastic Surgery Associates, started by the one and only Dr. Michael Salzhauer.

If you’ve heard of him, it could be because he’s the author of the esteemed “My Beautiful Mommy” kids book. This illuminating tale explains to children why their mommy is suddenly bigger boobed and full of bandages.

Ah, childhood innocence.

But back to the fashion show at hand. Ten former clients of Dr. Salzhauer took their silicone sashaying down the runway for an enthusiastic crowd. Of course the crowd was enthusiastic – They were liquored up and looking at the best racks and rumps money can buy.

I’m just so proud of my hometown. Thanks, Dr. Salzhauer.

(Photos source: Miami New Times Blog Riptide 2.0 and Jacqueline Carini)

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