Mar 11 2009
The Worst Wedding Themes of All Time
When it comes to marriage, many of us shudder. Shared bank accounts!? Shared bathrooms!? Shared eternity!? That’s enough to give anyone cold feet. But there are things even scarier. Like themed weddings. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Well check these babies out.
The Star Wars Wedding
No doubt I can see the correlation between the Dark Side of The Force and marriage. But can we please remember that Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker were brother and sister for a moment? That’s brother-sister kiss is hardly what you want parading through people’s minds as you walk down the aisle.
The Zombie Wedding
Yes, some married people are like zombies. But do you really want to promise to be with someone for all of eternity whilst dressed as evil, never-satiated undead? I think not.
The Halo Wedding
I like video games as much as the next girl. It’s great being able to shoot people without repercussions. But please, keep the video games away from the wedding. There will be plenty of time to zone out with the XBox when you’re trying to avoid your spouse’s requests to take out the trash.
The Clown Wedding
Just look at these people. Enough said.
The Henry the VIII Wedding
The man chopped off his wife’s head. Not even irony could fix this wedding theme.
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I would just like to say that henry the 8 wedding is actually a 1800′s wedding. more of a jane austen wedding. henry the 8th was in th 1400′s a BIG difference before you write about not liking something maybe you should research so you dont sound like an idiot.
I agree with Jami. That is definitely not Henry VIII. ALso, any theme taken to that extreme is a bad idea unless it’s a costume party. Small elements are not a bad idea. For example, the Halo wedding may have been a completely normal wedding with Halo figures on the cake. That’s not weird, it’s personal. Perhaps you are the wrong person to blog about weddings since you obviously have a deep aversion to the idea of happiness with one person forever.
Have your cake and eat it kind of a dillema. What should today’s brides do? Have a expensivewedding or save for a home? I would choose the second without a doubt
I’m sorry yes its your wedding, mine was. BUT it isn’t Halloween! There have been plenty of weddings that have expressed the bride and groom without being foolishness!