You, too, can have a killer body just like Gwyneth Paltrow’s now that the star is opening a gym in New York with her trainer Tracy Anderson. The only catch is you’ll probably have to sell your first born to afford the supposed $4,500 membership fee. On the plus side, though, without that first born you’ll have a lot more time and energy to exercise.

Unfortunately, your dreams of racing Gwyneth on the elliptical may never come to fruition.

Rumor has it that staffers are having a bit of trouble signing people up. Someone mentioned this little thing called a recession as the possible source of the problem, but that just sounds like crazy talk to me.

Paltrow workout pal Madonna can afford it, so what’s the problem?

(Bottom photo: People.com)

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