Like most women today, celebrities want it all. It’s not enough to be a singer, an actress, or debutante; they want to be perfumiers as well. And not just anyone can release their own perfume. For example, I’d be horrified at the idea of smelling like Courtney Love. With Avril Lavigne, Faith Hill, and Courtney Cox Arquette set to launch their own fragrance lines in the near future, this trend requires further examination of female stars and what we’d guess their perfumes would resemble in smell.

Paris Hilton

Smells Like: Money and sex tapes

Halle Berry

Smells Like: Swordfish in a catwoman suit

Jessica Simpson

Smells Like: Chicken of the Sea marinated in cowboy boots

Gwen Stefani

Smells Like: B.A.N.A.N.A.S.

Christina Aguilera

Smells Like: What a Dirrrty Girl Wants

Britney Spears

Smells Like: The Circus

Sarah Jessica Parker

Smells Like: Manolos soaked in cosmopolitans

J.Lo

Smells Like: Bedonkadonk from the block

Hillary Duff

Smells Like: The Disney Channel but skinnier

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