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Mar 20 2009

PETA Pursues Clooney For Sweet Sweat-Filled Tofu

Published by Jennifer at 10:15 am under Entertainment,Off the Press

George Clooney

It’s pretty safe to say that most women love George Clooney. He’s quite good looking and getting better with age, he seems like a really fun person to have around and he’s not bad as an actor. Personally, his recent return to ER made my heart flutter, but then again I’d like him on anything.

I take that back, I’d like him on anything… except a slice of bread, which is exactly where PETA would like to put him. Even though Clooney’s a hot piece of meat, PETA proposed the idea of a George Clooney-flavored tofu to the actor. CloFu, as they called it, would spread the message of a vegetarian diet to all of Clooney’s adoring fans.

However, CloFu isn’t just tofu with George’s gorgeous mug on the packaging. Oh no, that would be too normal. Instead, PETA went stalkerazzi and got one of Clooney’s used towels from a D.C. gym. They then asked Clooney if they could use the towel to inject his sweat into the tofu.

George Clooney sweaty

(Photo from: People)

So now we’re supposed to shun meat and we’re supposed to voluntarily agree to ingest sweat? I don’t care if it is from the sacred armpit of George Clooney, I’m not going there. Fortunately, Clooney seems to agree that PETA’s got a one-way ticket on the crazy train. He responded: “As a mammal, I’m offended.”