Last week I mentioned a new study that found bigger butts aid in weight loss. However, medical benefits aside, some women actually desire the rounder look for purely aesthetic reasons. It certainly fills out jeans nicely.

But if you’re tragically flat-butted like myself, what’s a girl to do if they want to be J-Lo-ified? Short of implants or eating your way through a Kentucky Fried Chicken (in which case it wouldn’t just be your butt getting rounder), the only solution seems to be butt-padding underwear.

Today even respectable lingerie companies are offering up these cheeky products. Huit, for example, has just released the Paddy Short seen above. The added foam offers curves for those brave enough to buy it. Just be careful who you pick up with your built-in butt… guys may be surprised to find that when the lights go out, the pants come off and the booty disappears.

But boy or no boy, this underwear is an instantaneous way to get some serious ass.

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