A couple of days ago, Ashton Kutcher so kindly posted the above picture of wife Demi Moore’s assets on Twitter. Thus, began a great debate: Are they or aren’t they granny panties? The random folks who are passionately commenting on Moore’s undergarments fall on both sides of the issue, but consensus seems to be not granny panties, but rather bikini cut bottoms. Whew, glad we solved that.

Now we can tackle the question of whether Ashton did or didn’t “punk” Demi by secretly posting this personal picture on the Internet. He did so sincerely preface it with “Don’t tell wifey…”

However, that Demi Moore looks like a crafty one and if I were a fortysomething that looked like that I know I’d be walking around with my pants down all the time. Perhaps, I’d even ask my young, hot husband to “leak” the picture unto a public forum where at least his 400,000 some odd followers would see and then it would get picked up by the media and then everyone would know without a doubt what a fine specimen I was. But maybe that’s just me.

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