We’ve all been there before: As the night goes on, the world starts to wobble a little. One drink turns into two drinks turns into tequila shots with beer chasers. It happens.

Unfortunately, it so often happens in the presence of cameras.

For the average lush, that means your friends posting ridiculous pictures on Facebook, an immediate detag and a few moments of what-was-I-think embarrassment. You swear you’ll never do it again and then you go and do it again.

For the celebrity boozer, though, that means the paparazzi sells the pictures to Us Weekly, the world sees your crotch and people with a lot of times on their hands like me can Google them forever.

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Hasselhoff aside, the stars who get the most attention for the drunken antics seem to be female. Is it because girls can’t hold their alcohol or just because the media finds them the most profitable? Or do people see an unflattering picture and automatically assume their drunk? I don’t know the answer, but I do know it makes me feel a whole lot better about my own Friday night fun.

Wasted or not, these women certainly know how to look the part. We don’t blame them, we want to join them.

Tara Reid

Paris Hilton

Lily Allen

Mary Kate Olsen

Kelly Osbourne

Jessica Simpson

Heather Locklear

Kirsten Dunst

Lindsay Lohan

Christina Aguilera

Britney Spears

Beyonce

Amy Winehouse

Hilary Duff

Avril Lavigne

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