Mar 30 2009

Infidelity Website Steps in to Help LeAnn Rimes Cheat Better

Published by at 11:45 am under Entertainment

LeAnn Rimes and Dean Sheremet

Last week tabloids were abuzz about a video that allegedly shows LeAnn Rimes locking lips with her married co-star Eddie Cirbian. He’s married but not to her. She’s married but not to him. Thus, the scandalous erupted.

He’s denied it, she’s denied it and LeAnn Rimes maybe-gay maybe-not-gay husband Dean Sheremet has denied it.

What’s left to do in this situation? Well, if you’re a website that centers around and encourages infidelity, you shameless insert yourself into the fracas. AshleyMadison.com, a site whose motto is “Life is Short. Have an Affair,” has loudly proclaimed that they’ve offered Rimes a free lifetime membership. That way she can engage in her illicit affairs in a much better, more secretive way. The generosity is astounding.

AshleyMadison.com

Fox News, of course, is on the case, giving the deets on the deal:

“We feel confident that Leann will indeed find true love on our site OR at the very least, a fantastic one night stand,” they said in their offer.

AshleyMadison President Noel Biderman feels that LeAnn “shouldn’t have to suffer in silence any longer,” but also stresses that “hooking up with co-workers is never a good idea!

The president of a website aimed exclusively at promoting lying, cheating and sneaking around is just the guy I look to for my relationship advice. Thanks, Noel.

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