Throw away your push-up bras, ladies. Bigger boobs are only a few cellphone calls away. A researcher in Tokyo, Japan has developed a ringtone to increase your bust size.

It’s been proven that music and sound can affect your mind, but this mad scientist says they can also affect your physical appearance. To test his theory, Hideto Tomabechi has embedded a subliminal sound in women’s cellphone rings that mimics the noise of a crying baby.

He believes that, “If women’s minds and bodies respond to the ringtone in the same way that they are known to respond to a real crying baby, then they will experience the same physiological effects as if they heard the real thing. If it’s heard often enough, over time their breasts will grow.” Your cellphone bill will also grow, but it’s worth it for a little extra padding.

If that doesn’t work, I guess you could just carry around an actual crying baby all the time. The guys will surely come a-running.

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