We’re a culture obsessed with celebrities. We want to know everything about them, from their favorite color to their favorite sex position. However, sometimes they let us in on a little too much information.

As much as we crave a peak into their real lives, there are some things better left to the imagination. As in, don’t tell me and I won’t worry about imagining it.

Of course, there seems to be a double standard. When men talk about the dirty details, it’s to be expected. When women talk about the dirty details, it’s shocking. Perhaps for that reason, their quotes stand out more. We found a few at Lemondrop and added many more good TMIs.

Read on for some serious overshares… but don’t blame me if you’re stuck picturing Joan Rivers having tantric sex.

“Sorry we haven’t seen each other in a while, so we’re going to find a quiet place to go fornicate.”
- Ashley Simpson on hubby Pete Wentz at the 2009 Australian MTV Awards

“I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It’s so funny. All my friends will tell you I love running around in kimonos and jewelry or naked with jewelry.”
- Mary-Kate Olsen on her love of being naked

“When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray”
- Madonna on…what else

“You’re young, you’re drunk, you’re in bed, you have knives; sh*t happens…”
- Angelina Jolie on her normal life

“It’s so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who ties up whom.”
- Joan Rivers on… Oh god, my ears

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
- Barbara Bush on Monicagate

You know that stuff they say about a woman being responsible for her own orgasms? That’s all true. And in my case, that makes me responsible for pretty damned good orgasms these days. Much better orgasms than when I was twenty-two. And I wouldn’t let a man control that. Not anymore. Now I’d invite him to participate. I’ll tell you this: I’ve learned my tricks. I know what I like. I do not wait around. I initiate. And I’m not all about frequency. I favor intensity. … There have been some men in my life who have been wickedly sexy and have taught me much about sexual pleasure. There are a few men I should thank, and others I need to forget. But I don’t regret. To hell with regret. I like what I am now. I like being a mother. I like my body better since I became a mother. I feel sexier as a result of becoming a mother.”
- Halle Berry on getting off

“I’m shooting a commercial for safe sex. How ironic. Because I don’t have that.”
- Tila Tequila on skanking it up

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
- Camille Paglia on senior citizen sexcapades

“You know what my mom used to say? That you don’t need douche because the vagina is a self cleaning oven.”
– Tyra Banks on female genitalia on her overshare overloaded show

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