In fashion, people seem to love to combine. There were the shoe-jeans, the jeans-thong and the jumper, which is just pants-top. Now we have the boot-tights.

Most surprising, Stella McCartney’s crazy combo concoction isn’t completely. In fact, I swore I’d never use the word “fierce,” but you have to call it like you see it. Though they look hard to get on and like maybe you’d have problems if you tried to use the bathroom. But that’s fashion.

We’ve all been there before: As the night goes on, the world starts to wobble a little. One drink turns into two drinks turns into tequila shots with beer chasers. It happens.

Unfortunately, it so often happens in the presence of cameras.

For the average lush, that means your friends posting ridiculous pictures on Facebook, an immediate detag and a few moments of what-was-I-think embarrassment. You swear you’ll never do it again and then you go and do it again.

For the celebrity boozer, though, that means the paparazzi sells the pictures to Us Weekly, the world sees your crotch and people with a lot of times on their hands like me can Google them forever.

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It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for.  Cindy Crawford selling couches!   It’s amazing to see what former supermodels do with their time.  Well at least she isn’t a crack dealer or a contestant on “Dancing with the Stars.”  

I’m sure she’ll get to one of those eventually.

I know fashion in America can be a little out there, but check out these designs by Jiang Zhou of the Beijing Institute of Clothing Technology which were on display during China’s recent fashion week.

It’s alien chic.

Man, I love China.

My parents always joked that they wouldn’t paying thousands of dollars for me to go to college and get my “Mrs.” degree. That meant buckle down, get good grades and don’t just study frat row.

However, one British coed apparently missed this parental speech. Alex Humphrey cleverly incorporated her hunt for a husband into an art project for school simply named The Husband Project.

The 23-year-old won’t exactly be getting an MRS degree from Leeds College of Art and Design, but the work will go towards her degree and hopefully towards a marriage. In fact, her marriage certificate is supposed to be included in her final presentation.

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If you haven’t read Where the Wild Things Are, go do it now. I don’t care that it’s a children’s book. I don’t care how old the book is. And I don’t care that it’s a book about an imaginary world with monsters. So great was the the story that I simply can’t wait for the movie. Watching the trailer only upped the excitement level. Screw Twilight, this is the movie to see.

It’s a shame, but it’s true: Women fake it all the time. Every guy likes to think their sack sessions are the steamiest, their moves the sexiest and their women the most satisfied. And, on the rare occasion when she’s not so pleased, they like to think they’d know. Most of the time, they’re wrong.

It’s not all their fault though. Many women have the art of faking it down to a science. They’ve perfected the moans and practiced the facial expressions so much so that men are left clueless. However, it shouldn’t be a mystery. Article after article talks about these fake orgasms: How to spot them, how to do them and how not to have to do them.

The fake orgasm is everywhere.

These six scenes* give a glimpse of the groans in pop culture:

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If people would just leave my
personal life alone — because it’s really not that interesting — then I could land a great role, but all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting

So I guess it’s not the sluttiness, the lesbianism, drinking, playing whores in movies, breaking the law that’s causing these problems?  Forgive me if I’m not sympathetic to poor Lindsay.

You did it to yourself sweetheart.

For whatever reason, beer has always been known as a guy’s drink. Admittedly it’s not pink, fruity and garnished with a tiny umbrella, but that doesn’t mean it’s all bad. Try playing a rousing drinking game of any sort with hard liquor or wine and experience the feeling of an anvil falling on your head repeatedly the next day. Beer won’t look so bad then.

But looks just may be the problem. Beer usually comes in a bottle or can and there’s nothing cute about that. That’s where the Disco Ball Keg comes in. It’s got glitz and glamour and more than a little sparkle… with the side effect of delicious drunkeness.

Just be careful: That thing looks likely to roll and I’m a firm believer that foam belongs in my latte only.

So that’s how things get done when Bush isn’t around: A federal judge ordered the FDA to make Plan B available without prescription to women 17 years and older.

Along that vein, the judge also ruled that the FDA had incorrectly allowed the Bush administration to pressure the organization into setting the age limit at 18. (And that’s probably only because Bush couldn’t think of a way to nix the drug altogether.)

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