Now that Lindsay Lohan’s no longer the crazy half of a committed relationship, she’s ready to get out there and meet new people…preferably someone who drives, doesn’t like underwear and won’t file a restraining order. That’s not considered being picky is it?

Thanks Funny or Die for making sure LiLo gets the love and attention she needs.

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• Christina Ricci Trumps Lindsay Lohan as Drunkest Girl at Party

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