My senior year, I arrived at prom by walking around the girl puking in the bushes and strolled into the dance. This girl has bigger plans. Chalk it up to delusions of grandeur or just high school hysterics, but she wants to be carried into prom… and not just because she’s too drunk to walk in on her own. Cue the trumpets.

I’d explain more, but I’ll just let her craigslist ad do the talking instead.

Looking for four males to carry a doli/sedan chair! (Vancouver)

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Reply to: job-dxbwf-1148518343@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-04-30, 6:54PM PDTSeeking 4-6 creative (in-shape) males to help me make my jaw-dropping entrance for prom~

Must be able to carry over 100lbs (though the weight will be distributed amongst the four of you)(also not sure how heavy the doly is atm)

This event will take no longer than two hours tops~

Please email me with desired compensation if you’re interested! (and experience in carrying heavy things)

kthnxbai

• Location: Vancouver
• Compensation: negotiable
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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