Graduation may be an exciting milestone, but the ceremony itself is far from memorable for most people. Not only is sitting in a cap and gown for three straight hours uncomfortable (especially when it’s hot and that itchy rayon is rubbing against your neck), but the speeches are boring… and they go on forever.

Oh, and leaving college is incredibly depressing.  But if you have to go out you might as well hear a great speech before you wind up hating your life for the next 20 years.

Here are 10 speakers that make it worth your while.

• Yes, There Will be Another Real World
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• I Hate How Weed Is Portrayed On TV
• Jake Gets His Mesnick-esque Tears From Daddy

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