As the average for women to marry climbs to 28 in Japan, the country’s single females are getting aggressive in their pursuit for wedding bells. Yes, the marriage fight is being fought in lingerie. Reuters reports that Triumph International, creator of the chopstick bra and other cooky undergarments, has a new novelty bar.

This terrifying garment contains an electronic nuptial timepiece so women can literally countdown to matrimony. If an engagement ring is inserted into the bra, the countdown stops and Felix’s Medelsson’s “The Wedding March” will start playing from your breasts.  Also included: a holder for the traditional seal some people use to sign contract and a pen for the nuptial agreement.

When the wedding moment comes, there’s no time to be fishing around in a desk for writing mechanisms… just whip off your shirt.

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