May 27 2009
Lily Allen and The Celebrities She Disses
Everyone’s all up in arms about pseudo-celebrity and constant mess Lily Allen putting down Susan Boyle. But, the thing is, Lily Allen is always criticizing someone. There’s enough trash coming out of Lily’s mouth to fill all the landfills in New Jersey and that’s saying something.
While it might almost be easier to chronicle the people Lily hasn’t badmouthed, it’s just not as fun a read. So, instead, enjoy these famous folks Lily has had the pleasure to talk smack about (not to say some of them didn’t deserve it).
Susan Boyle
“I thought her timing was off on Britain’s Got Talent on Sunday – no control, and I don’t think she has an amazing voice. She can sing, but it’s not about talent with her, is it?”
Amy Winehouse
“It’s the end of the weekend, you have got to have a drink. Here’s to Amy Winehouse… ha!”
Victoria Beckham
“We are bombarded with fashion mags and gossip mags with rich pop stars and Victoria Beckhams with their new handbags and kids think that’s the sort of life they should have.”
Katy Perry
“I happen to know for a fact that she was an American version of me,” Allen told Capital FM.
“She was signed by my label in America as, ‘We need to find something controversial and kooky like Lily Allen.’ And then they found her… I think the lyrics and stuff are a bit crass.”
Courtney Love
“One night with [her] made me realize why Kurt Cobain killed himself.”
Kate Moss
“I like what New Look are doing and I like what they are about.”
“They have responsible role models like me and Drew Barrymore and they’re very conscious of having positive body images and promoting positive women.”
“Unlike Kate Moss and that f**king billionaire who’s thrown a load of money at her so we get to see what the wardrobe is like. It’s madness.”
Elton John
“What, you are going to have another drink?” Elton asked.
“F— off, Elton,” Allen responded. “I’m 40 years younger than you. I have my whole life ahead of me.”
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oh my god, that woman must be so sad! So healthy means looking like her? A good singing voice means the one she bothers us with? And everybody who is simply too intelligent to worship her is wrong? Well, the truth about slim people is that they are born slim and they do not have to put much effort into staying this way. I have a model – like body which I am proud of , as well as happy with and I am sick and tired of pathetic, sad freaks like Lily Allen who do not like their looks yet are too lazy to fix it so they bully everyone around for being preetier/slimmer/smarter/more talented and so on. Grow up and get a life, girl.
um, alice? fuck off.