You know the guy: He’s touching you just a little too much, wearing a little too much cologne and mentioning that he’s an investment banker just a little too much. The only thing that’s not a little too much is his perceptiveness. You’re not interested and he’s not getting it.

There is a solution: Ms. Taken. It’s a fake engagement ring and it will (hopefully) scare the undesirables away. F-Listed brought our attention to this interesting new product which, according to its website, is just what you need on a night like the one above.

The freaks come out at night. They glom onto your elbow, disrupt your conversations and worst of all, they freeze out the real hot prospects.

First step? Slip on the ring — a little bright lie that says you’re married to the man of your dreams (whenever he gets here). When the coast is clear, stash your secret weapon in your keychain. Next time an unwanted suitor lurks near, tap your inner vixen and remember: you’re Ms. Taken!

For maximum convenience, the product comes in a handy key chain. Discreetly whip it out whenever the need arises.

There’s even a commercial that doubles as a response to Jizz in My Pants:

The thing is, this fake engagement ring will cost you $50. What Ms. Taken doesn’t want you to realize is that you can pass of just about any ring as a “fake engagement ring.” So that one from the vending machine? Should do just fine if the guy’s dense enough not to get the “get away from me hints” you are throwing at him.

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