There’s finally a good reason to get an Android instead of an iPhone (I kid, Google, I kid). A new application for the smartphone is all about pleasing its customers. Dildroid increases and decreases the vibration strength of the phone based upon how far you drag the Android mascot’s head creating, perhaps, a familliar shape. The service is perfect for “massages” on the go.

And, if you are sufficiently satisfied with Dildroid, you can share the love by sending a massage of your choice by “dildro-sms.” That’s a term I really hope takes off.

Just be warned: The Dildroid is not for internal use… especially if you ever want to put the phone up to your ear again.

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