Every once in a while we like to check in and see what recycled entertaining sex tips Cosmo is offering up. Recently, the magazine tackled the mysterious world of ice cubes. In “10 Sexy Things to Do with Ice,” you’re encouraged to “try these frosty tricks for a ridiculously hot night.”

Maybe it’s just me, but ice cubes give me the chills and not in a good way… more in the way that my not-quite-fully-shaven leg hair stands up and I shiver uncontrollably. It’s a little shy of sexy.

However, if you are into that sort of thing, let us help you out. No need to waste your precious time reading ten repetitive tricks when you could be better using that time to fill the ice cube tray. Cosmo’s entire list boils down to two tips, so here’s the abbreviated version: 1. Lick ice before licking each other and 2. Rub ice pretty much anywhere on each other’s bodies.

Then again, you could just use those ice cubes to make a nice, satisfying glass of cold water for after all that steamy hooking up. Whatever works for you.

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