Cute romantic gesture or public display of desperation? You decide.

But if it was bad enough for her to leave, something tells me a Sharpie and a piece of paper isn’t going to bring her back. Plus, some ladies may not appreciate the comparison to a dog.

On the bright side, though, maybe emo sign maker guy will lure an emo sign liker girl. What can I say, I’m a hopeless romantic.

From College Candy:

After a recent debacle involving a leg cramp/involuntary spasm while on top during sex, I realized that I have a lot to learn. And not things like “279 ways to please your man” like Cosmo provides, but real tips, tricks and strategies for sex.

Basically, sex education for adults. A required course for all college students.

And here it is….

Click on the photo for then and now 80s crushes

These days, it seems like our favorite heartthrobs from the ’80s are popping up everywhere — reality shows, comic book conventions, waiting on us at Applebee’s. (Our waiter last night totally looked like the guy who played Mallory’s boyfriend Nick on “Family Ties.”)

The Scoop

A Gun Battle at a baby shower – [Bitten and Bound]

This film is not what you think it is – [Flisted]

Jay Leno get’s PWNED – [Celebrity Odor]

It would appear that Tony dumped Jessica – [Dlisted]

Jennifer Behr headbands look pretty awesome – [Fashion Indie]

Gerard Butler talks showmance and handcuffs – [I Need My Fix]

Robert Pattinson is amazing in bed? – [Anything Hollywood]

Amy Winehouse looking like a dude for court – [Dana's Dirt]

Berlin brothel offering discounts for cyclists – [Reuters]

The skies got a little friendlier when Delta introduced new flight attendant uniforms designed by Richard Tyler in 2006. The sexier red wrap dresses are trendy, but not size friendly. Now that Delta has merged with Northwest Airlines, the new flight attendants are seeing red over the dress sizes which only go up to size 18. They’re requesting the airline offer the outfit up to a size 28.

Delta’s response? A spokesperson has stated that the airline “offers a range of outfits in other colors and styles up to size 28 that flight attendants can wear.”

Lauren Conrad’s book “L.A. Candy” is enjoying its second week atop the New York Times’ Best-Seller List. Yes, you might want to read that sentence again. Slowly.

While we knew L.C. could read since she read her lines on the set of her “unscripted” show The Hills, we did not know she could also write. But write she can… or at least hire a decent ghost writer.

According to The Gossip Center, Conrad told press, “If someone said to me five years ago when this all started that I would one day make the New York Times Best Seller list I wouldn’t have believed it.” You and I both lady.

It would seem congrats are in order.

When you said you were dying of a broken heart you were probably just being dramatic, but science says otherwise. “Broken heart syndrome,” also known as stress cardiomyopathy, has recently been recognized by the medical community as an actual condition which mimics a heart attack, preventing the heart from pumping blood to the rest of the body.

Okay so dying of a broken heart may be a slight exaggeration in that the patient usually recovers with no long-term cardic damage, but it’s still serious according to researchers at Northeastern.

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Before game shows meant aiming for a million dollars, stating your final answer and guessing which brief case held by a scantily clad girl will contain the right amounts, there were obstacle courses. Before “reality TV” meant who got dissed this week, the question was who got slimed this week?

Thank you Nickelodeon, for quality programming full of good clean fun (unless you count the slime of course). You Can’t Do That On Television, Double Dare and What Would You Do? were the game shows of my childhood. My brother may or may not have had a Double Dare birthday party. And I may or may not have tried to make slime. Marc Summers, you did good.

Let’s take a slippery, sloppy trip down memory lane.

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If you ask a guy what he thinks of Megan Fox, 9 times out of 10 he’ll start drooling all over himself as he tries to explain how her hotness defies the laws of the universe (and that one other time, he’s probably gay). I

t’s easy to see what her appeal is to members of the male species: she’s beautiful like a young Angelina Jolie and plays up her sex appeal in her movie roles.

But then you watch her on a late-night talk show or read an interview with her in a magazine, and you wonder how any guy can find her sexy.

Click on the photo for the ugly baby story

It turns out if you want babies really bad, you may have to settle for ugly ones. A new study claims that you’re more likely to get knocked up by an unattractive man than if you hop in the sack with someone reasonably attractive.

The Scoop

Jon Gosselin has a new job offer – [Bittenandbound]

In case you missed Emma Watson’s wardrobe malfunction – [Right Fashions]

Celine Dion impersonating Michael Jackson – [Pop Hangover]

You’re beautiful just the way you are – [The Frisky]

Jamie Foxx is a dick – [IDLYITW]

The inspiration for Chaz Bono’s transition – [Popsquire]

How to download music videos from iTunes – [Wooden Spears]

The top ten reasons to see Bruno – [Anything Hollywood]

Amanda Blank makes it – [Bust Blog]

I don’t know who decided Star Trek and Mean Girls were a natural fit for a combination, but, you know, it kind of works. That Captain Kirk can be a real drama queen. And I can almost see Lindsay Lohan on the USS Enterprise – They’re not much for real pants either.