This show just won’t stop.  It is season 23 to be exact.  I used to love The Real World on MTV but this cast seems so boring.  I am not the least bit excited to see the premiere scheduled to air Wenesday December 30th at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT.

Maybe I am so against the RW because I am no longer younger than the cast members.  They no longer seem cool to me.  Or maybe this cast just plain sucks.

There are 4 guys and 4 girls in the house this season.  They always have someone who is homosexual and they always have a token black person.  Just by the previews so far and the pictures we know this is true.  This season does not look like there will be the crazy drama we all love to watch, the trailer looks like a damn love documentary!

Andrew

Just by the look on this moron’s face I already hate him.  You’d think he was the gay one but I guess he may actually like girls.  He recently got cheated on and dumped, leaving him ready to rock out with his cock out this season.  From the looks of it, he doesn’t really seem like much fun.  I like when they are taking shots, fighting, puking or crying.

Ty

The token black guy.  I don’t know why MTV does this every season.  Like, let’s try and make at least one character an outsider from the start.  At least have two cast members that share the same race.  I don’t think it’s right.  He actually seems like he is going to be the coolest of the guys and he is by far the best looking.

Josh

This picture screams LOSER to me!  Poor guy thinks he is actually a badass and what is with that hair?  This guy’s 23 and went on the show with a girlfriend.  Why do people do that?  No one ever stays faithful to their boyfriend/girlfriend back home while on the Real World.  He wants to make it big in the entertainment industry with his punk-funkadelic sound.  Let’s see how good he really is.  Only time will tell.

Mike

Mike looks like a freshman in high school.  He is the token homosexual in the cast.  MTV also does this a lot, cast people who haven’t come out yet about their sexuality.  Great way to do it Mike, on MTV’s Real World.  Smart.  You’re family will probably take it a lot easier watching it with the whole world.

That’s it for the guys, ugh, really?  There will be no eye candy this season ladies, sorry to say.  I usually find someone in the cast hot but nope, not this season.  Way to go MTV.

Ashley

Ashley is definitely the prettiest of the girls.  Supposedly she is very opinionated and speaks her mind.  She didn’t go to college but she’s extremely involved in politics.  I guess she felt she was too smart to go to college.  She was an Obama delegate from Vegas.  She is not anyone that I would like to hang out with.  She seems super boring just like the show.

Erika

She is coming on the show with a boyfriend at home.  Growing up Erika battled loneliness and depression and has a serious need for affection.  She will most likely be the most boring of them all.  The quiet girl always on the phone with her boyfriend.  How did these people get casted?

Emily

She has potential to be pretty but anyone with that monroe piercing is a tool to me.  Why would you get a piercing that looks like a damn mole?  This girl came from the Midwest and was in a Christian Cult!  Yes, a cult!  Since breaking out from the cult she has been more open-minded and experimental.  This one may be the most entertaining of the bunch.  Breaking out from a cult and going to a new city, AND being single.  There may be some drama with Emily.

Callie

This small-town Texas native has a dream to become a photographer.  That is pretty cool by me.  Callie hopes to find the kinds of outlets for her creativity that she was never exposed to while growing up.  So far I don’t have anything bad to say about this one.  I hope that her artistic side makes her cooler than the others.  I actually want to like her.

I really hope that my assumptions are wrong about this season.  I hope it surprises me and isn’t as boring as it looks and sounds.  I guess we will find out when the premiere airs!

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