Episode 4 of my new favorite show, The Jersey Shore, aired Thursday night.  The show just keeps getting better and better just as I had hoped.  The guys are now really funny to me and more entertaining than ever.

The Situation and Pauly D bring home girls one of the nights to go in the jacuzzi with them.  Their famous way to pickup chicks.  Poor Pauly D got stuck with the one who is clearly a fat chick who was worried about going into the jacuzzi without pants, which I would be too if I had her body.  Anyway, the guys end up in their shared bedroom with their girls and proceed to start getting it on.  When Pauly D goes to have sex with his fatty, she says she has her period.  How many times have we used that excuse ladies?  HA!

The Situation was just about to seal the deal with his chick and goes looking for a condom.  The fat period girl says she needs to go home and ruins it for The Situation.  He was pretty pissed and used one of his many great one liners describing her and said “Chill out, Freckles Mcgee.”  He is one funny mofo.

Another night the boys are trying so hard to find girls to bring home to bang.  They finally find two girls sitting alone and The Situation wants to bring them home.  He grabs Pauly to come meet them, and he’s like “well, there’s nothin’ else right?” and he agrees to bring them home.  Pauly said he’d take one for the team since his girl was BUSTED.  On their way back to the house with the ladies they just invited they find two other girls in a mercedes convertible and totally ditch the first two.  Typical.

Somehow they convince these girls to come back to the house.  The girls end up sucking at life and refuse to even go in the jacuzzi with the boys… what are they to do now?

The first two chicks show up so they get rid of the mercedes girls.  The Situation is hitting it off with his brunette cutie while Pauly is about to kill the busted one because she is so freaking annoying!  Of course, once The Situation is finally getting some, the ugly friend ruins it and is a major cock block.  These two are a great duo, and I can’t wait to see how many girls they play throughout the show.

The guys are starting to rule.  They are out at the club dancing and they start banging on the ground to get the fist pumping started to house music and then proceed to dance like morons.  I’d actually like to go out drinking with the guys.  The girls, no.  They are way too trashy for me, but the guys are hilarious.

Snooki’s mom came to visit.  I think their relationship is super creepy.  They are best friends and do everything together Snooki says.  They spent the day together and when it was time to say bye Snooki cried like a 4 year old would when their parents go out for the night and leave them with a babysitter.  Or at least how I used to cry when I was 4.  By the way, why does Snooki look Indian?  Is it over exposure to tanning salons?

This was the famous episode where Snooki gets punched in the face.  I actually felt bad when I saw her laying on the floor crying.  She is a stupid whore but it was still sad.  I thought I was going to laugh, but I really didn’t find it funny.  I am so mad that MTV blacked out the screen for that scene.  They got us all excited for it with the previews and then they pull it off?  WTF!  I found a video that has the Snooki punch… thank God!

Next time we find out if Snooki’s missing teeth and whatever else happened as a result of the assault.  Donnie’s parents come and meet Sammi and by the preview it doesn’t look like it is going to go too well between Sammi and Ronnie’s mom.

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