Dec 29 2009
Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of 2009
2009 was a year full of drama and utter crazyness. It was also full of stupid ass quotes made by some famous people. I think that sometimes they think that since they are celebrities they can say and do whatever they want. What they don’t realize is how stupid they sound! From Paris Hilton talking about Susan Boyle having a chance to be pretty, to Falcon Heene, the Balloon Boy saying they did it for T.V. Here are the dumbest quotes made by celebs in 2009.
Kanye West:
“Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you… Imma let you finish. But Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!”
Kanye was such a fool this night. I mean come on, Taylor Swift totally earned her award and you had NO right even getting up there let alone grabbing the mic from her!
Sienne Miller:
“I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.”
Right Sienna, you keep telling yourself that. Idiot!
Robert Pattinson:
“I always looked like a girl up until a few years ago and because I never did any sports or anything I was always kind of gangly.”
Robert, I wouldn’t admit that… ever!
“I learned through talking with my therapist that it is still cheating even if it’s with girls.”
Oh wow, really? I had no idea! Can’t believe she even stated this!
Lady Gaga:
“The truth is, the psychotic woman that I truly am comes out when I’m not working. When I’m not working, I go crazy.”
I think the psychotic woman is out and about in full effect while she’s working… what do you think?
Serena Williams:
The tennis pro got into serious trouble for telling a judge at the U.S. Open, “I swear to God, I’m f**king takin’ this ball and shovin’ it down your f**king throat… I swear to God.”
I would not want to mess with her, she is SCARY and GINORMOUS!
Leighton Meester:
“I’ve hated every boyfriend I’ve had. I don’t want to have a boyfriend unless I want to be with him forever. If I don’t see an end, that’s nice. Because I always see an end.”
Yeah dummy, because you haven’t met the right guy. Beautiful girl though.
Shaquille O’neal:
“I’m not a hero. A hero is a sandwich and I’m on a low carb diet”
Whatever happened to Space Jam? That’s the last I remember of Shaq!
Falcon the Balloon Boy:
“We did this for the show.”
Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous!
Spencer Pratt:
“We’re the most famous people in the world.” Talking about himself and wife Heidi while on the US version of jungle reality series I’m A Celebrity…
Yeah you guys are only famous because of how hated you are. Spencer is a tool and should NOT grow in his blond facial hair. Eww!
Megan Fox:
“I’m clearly not ugly.”
No shit Megan… get over yourself. We all know how hot you are and how much you warship Angelina Jolie.
Sarah Jessica Parker:
“I love the smell of diapers. I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good”
That is just plain disgusting. Grody Sarah Jessica… grody!
Paris Hilton:
“Susan Boyle could look really hot if she just wore some pretty dresses”
“I would do the baby voice and it’s kind of like this character I made up. But in real life, I’m completely different. I’m very smart. I think a lot of people will assume I’m an airhead”
Really Paris? Good luck with Susan. And yes, people will assume you are an airhead, because you are.
Britney Spears:
“What’s up London?” – addressing audience at her show in Manchester.
Good one Britt!
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ok, you are an idiot by calling out Shaq: “Whatever happened to Space Jam? That’s the last I remember of Shaq!”
That was Michael Jordan in Space Jam!
Haaa I guess I was thinking of Kazaam… same thing. LOL
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