OMG!!  Heidi Montag’s debut album Superficial is now available on iTunes and in stores!!  If you happen to care… I don’t see how anyone would want to pay to listen to her horrible music.  The first song I heard was “Fanatic” and she says her name in it, that is so ridiculous!  MTV has a page where you can listen to all of the songs.

I personally think that it sounds like roller skating music from the 80′s.  Her voice is altered to the MAX.  I guess that is because she worked with Cathy Dennis who wrote “Toxic” for Britney Spears.  Her music is terrible and I would NEVER listen to it unless someone paid me to.  My ears are burning.  I didn’t get through all of the songs but I am praying that Spencer is not rapping in any of them like he did in one of her first songs a couple years back, “Body Language”.  I actually liked that song, but not when Spencer joined in.

Earlier this week, Montag told MTV News that she’s put a lot of herself into the making of Superficial. “I have spent all my money. I am literally broke because I did this independently. Most artists just go in the booth and sing the songs,” she explained. “For me, I had to find the song, choose the song, track it down, book the studio time. I really wanted to be a part of it every step of the way.”

Right… I highly doubt she is broke.  Her and her hubby get paid to go to clubs, yet she is broke?  Yeah right.  You can’t be addicted to plastic surgery if you’re broke Heidi.  Get your story straight, dummy.

“I want to make the new 2010 version of a pop star,” she tells PEOPLE. “I want to become a galaxy star.”

What exactly is a galaxy star? I have never heard that expression before. I used to like Heidi until she started dating Spencer. He is the worst, and yes everyone hates her because of him. Doesn’t that say something about someone’s character? When no one likes someone, there is clearly something wrong. He is douchiest of all the douchebags, just not Jersey Style. Those boys would kick his ass. I would love to see Ronnie, from the Jersey Shore, go nuts on him. That would be a great reality show…

I think she really wants to be Britney Spears, especially with that outfit that she wore on Miss Universe performing Body Language.  It was a total rip off of Britney’s outfit in Toxic!  Maybe in a couple years we’ll see Heidi shave her head and beat a car with an umbrella… just something to look forward to!

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