My favorite show has come to an end, The Jersey Shore. I am really going to miss watching Douchebag City.  I loved all the fights and their ridiculous outfits.  Especially J-Woww never wearing pants when she went out.  I don’t know how it is on the Jersey Shore, but not wearing pants is not normal, unless you’re Lady Gaga.  She did look good though, nice body and big fake boobies!

All poor Snooki was looking for the entire summer was love.  It was so sad.  They showed her on the reunion getting turned down by guy after guy.  I guess when you try THAT hard, you’re not going to get anything.  Love always comes when you’re not looking.  That guy Keith really turned out to be an asshole.  She went down to the boardwalk after getting super rejected by Keith and danced like a moron.  She is so funny, she talks to the camera men and herself all the time.  I love it.  Aren’t you supposed to pretend there are no cameras?

Snooki definitely made the show.  I just don’t know how her friends at home deal with her whining all the time.  I’ve never seen anything like it.  I mean, I know girls complain, I am really good at complaining… but whining like a baby?  Ugh, that was SO irritating!

J-Woww surprised me.  I thought that she and Pauly D were going to be hook up buddies for the summer.  Her poor boyfriend Tom had to deal with his half naked girlfriend out and about the whole summer.  The best was when she was down at the store and she sees “gorillas” all over the beach.  I have never heard that term used in a good way about guys.  She was explaining that they were juice heads, and that is her type of guy.  She runs up to get Snooks so they can go on the beach and hunt some gorillas.

They’re disappointed when they go back down to the beach where the guys are definitely NOT gorillas.  Snooki was mad there were no guys to choose from, then the camera puts a big fatty on screen.  It was great.

Pauly D was definitely my favorite guy of the show.  He was laid back, never got into arguments with any other roommates, and was go with the flow.  He never caused any drama, and he was a great wingman for The Situation, except when there were grenades and hippos involved.

It was really cute on the show because Pauly was talking about how much fun he had on the shore and started to get real deep.  On the reunion Pauly told everyone that the psycho Israeli drove to Rhode Island to see him DJ.  WOW, she really made a fool of herself on TV, huh?

Then, there was the “man of the house”, which no one called him but himself, The Situation.  You either loved him, or loved to hate him.  I definitely loved to hate him.  If a guy like that ever hit on me, I would shower, that’s how dirty he looks.  I think they counted about 33 or so girls that he hooked up with on the shore.  Maybe one or two were actually cute.

There was a lot of animosity between The Situation and Ronnie from the start because of Sammi.  In the very beginning I never expected Sammi and Ronnie to get together.  I thought she and The Situation had a little situation going on of their own.

I don’t think Sammi was stupid for her decision to follow love instead of friendship for the summer, but she really alienated herself from Snooki and J-Woww.  Angelina isn’t even worth talking about because she is ugly and she sucks at life.  I didn’t realize how much the girls hated Sammi until the reunion.  There must have been a lot of deleted scenes or something, because I never saw that coming.

I guess Sammi spending all of her time with the stumpy bastard, Ronnie, is what made the girls not like her.  She wasn’t a fun party girl like J-Woww and Snooks.  They knew how to get down, and so did Ronnie.  He was called the best dancer of the house on the reunion.  His dancing was so out of control and so ridiculous, I don’t know who could replicate it!

There was a clip shown on the reunion that supposedly broke Sammi and Ronnie up for good.  Sammi was in bed and Mike was sitting on the bed talking with her about the night she gave her number to the cop.  She basically said she’s single and can do whatever she wants and that she was in fact flirting with the cop.  What a bitch.  After you come home crying and piss your boyfriend off and you guys make up you go and tell the biggest scumbag in the house that you were flirting with another guy?  Sammi is a stupid bitch.

She deserves to have the girls not like her.  She sucks.  I wonder if they are really broken up or if they’re having another stupid fight and are going to get back together after both crying and hugging it out.  They look perfect for each other, they are both stumpy bastards.  I just can’t believe how the host of the reunion, Julissa Bermudez, called her out.  She was making Sammi worse.  Sammi and Ronnie’s body language through out the reunion episode looked like they were fighting before the show.  When they were both called up to the hot seats and knew there was going to be a deleted scene shown, Sammi looked terrified.  Julissa didn’t stop, she was like “you look like you’re uneasy about something, you look like you’re going to cry”.  I think Sammi’s a bitch but no girl deserves to get called out like THAT!

Another one who had problems with The Situation was Vinny.  Vinny was great.  He got crazy when he went out drinking but was still cool with everyone in the house.  The Situation just thinks he is God’s gift to women, and Vinny saw right through that.  I love how Vinny hooked up with Melissa, The Situation’s little sister.  When asked about it on the reunion, he’s like “yeah we still talk from time to time”.  What a lie!  That was hilarious!  Go Vinny!

Overall, I thought this show was awesome.  I hope the rumors of them having another season next summer is true, because I will definitely be watching.  It was like The Real World on steroids.  At the end of it all, I think Pauly D and J-Woww both ruled.  Pauly was just a cool ass guy, and J-Woww didn’t take shit from anyone… and she knocked The Situation in the face which was much needed through out the whole summer.  I am going to miss watching them very much.  Who was your favorite in the house?

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