On Live With Regis And Kelly this morning, Jeff Probst, the host from Survivor, was the co-host alongside Kelly Ripa.  First off I want to say Kelly is SO adorable and does not look like she has had three children, how the hell does she do it?  Anyway, Jeff had read in the “Shop Smart Magazine” a top ten list that women hope will not survive another decade.  He wanted Kelly’s opinion from the list.  I don’t know who the hell they polled for this list because I happen to disagree with almost every single thing on it!  See the list after the jump.

Here is the list:

1. Super Low Waist Pants or Jeans

Kelly did not agree at all.  She loves low jeans so that when she eats she doesn’t have to undo a button!  I agree.  I hate high waist jeans, I absolutely love my low waist jeans and couldn’t live without them!  You can sit comfortable, and they are just better all around.  They also look MUCH better than a high waist pant.

2. Fake Tans

Kelly was horrified when she heard this one.  She is big fan of self-tanner, as am I.  It is MUCH safer than the sun or tanning salons!  Who doesn’t like some good self-tanner?  My favorite is Mystic Tan which you can buy at Sephora.

3. Reality TV

Kelly’s reaction was “who are these women?”  I’d have to agree with her.  Reality TV is all over today and it is just going to get more popular as the years go on.  Who did they survey for this?!

4. Fish Net Stockings

Kelly and I both have the same view on these.  They are okay every so often in the right circumstances.  Halloween, anniversaries, Valentine’s Day… you get the point!

5. Thong Underwear

Who on Earth doesn’t want to wear thong underwear?  Do people like having V.P.L. (visible panty lines)?  I mean come on, any pair of full underwear that you wear ends up being up your ass by the end of the day.  You might as well of worn a thong!  My favorite thongs are by Hanky Panky.  I have been wearing them for years.  They are the most comfortable and make your butt look great.  Look at the picture above, those are Hanky Pankys!

6. Huge SUVs

Kelly loves SUVs, she needs it with her big family.  She does say her next SUV will be a hybrid though.  I agree, I have never driven anything but an SUV.  Yes, they are gas guzzling and create a lot of pollution, but what doesn’t these days?

7. Skinny Jeans

This is the one thing that Kelly could agree with.  She likes a loose leg jean and says she doesn’t want to say goodbye until Victoria Beckham tells her to say goodbye.

I don’t agree, I love me some skinny jeans.  They aren’t okay for everyone but if you can pull them off, why not?  They are hot!

8. Dark Nail Polish

Another one that is ridiculous.  Dark nail polish is great.  This must have been all old ladies that did this survey.  Who doesn’t like dark nail polish?  WTF?

9. Crocs

Kelly laughed and thinks that Crocs are okay at Disney World, in the garden, or running around outside when you don’t want to put on a sneaker.

I think Crocs need to go and have needed to go since day one.  They are hideous.  Just wear flip-flops!

10. Giant Handbags

Just like Kelly, I need my giant handbag.  It is a staple in my everyday look!  I can’t imagine my life without my huge handbag.  I think they are perfectly fine for during the day, or at work.  I don’t think they’re okay for a night out, unless you want to smash into everyone that you walk by.

At the end of the survey she asked the audience if they agreed with this list, they all screamed “NO!”  I want to know who really came up with this list.  It is the most absurd list EVER.

Jeff Probst was promoting his new show, Live For The Moment, on CBS premiering tonight at 8pm ET/PT

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