On Live With Regis And Kelly this morning, Jeff Probst, the host from Survivor, was the co-host alongside Kelly Ripa.  First off I want to say Kelly is SO adorable and does not look like she has had three children, how the hell does she do it?  Anyway, Jeff had read in the “Shop Smart Magazine” a top ten list that women hope will not survive another decade.  He wanted Kelly’s opinion from the list.  I don’t know who the hell they polled for this list because I happen to disagree with almost every single thing on it!  See the list after the jump.

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On this week’s episode of Secret Life, Grace decided to share her secret from her mom with her friends.  If you don’t know the secret… it’s masturbation.  Her mom told her about this so that she wouldn’t have sex.  This show is all about sex.  I’m surprised they don’t throw drugs and drinking into it too.  Don’t the two go together?  Sex Drugs and Rock n Roll?

This episode is even funnier and more ridiculous than Jack dancing in his room, and then having sex with ginger Madison, and then the two of them dancing in his room, she leaves, then he is alone dancing again.  Really?  Do people do that?  Adrian did it for 15 seconds this episode, it was very odd.

So Grace somehow gets the whole school to take on this vow of no sex with guys and only with yourself.  So weird.  Anyway, it gets out of hand and there are stickers and posters all over the school.  Some kid trying to make money off of it took the idea.  Poor Grace got kicked out of T.A.G. Teens Abstinence Group for her Just Say Me campaign. The guys are NOT happy about this new trend going around school…

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We were all shocked appalled when the issue of People Magazine came out with Heidi Montag announcing to the world that she had 10 plastic surgery procedures done in one day.  If you don’t remember what she had done, let me refresh your memory: Mini brow lift, botox in forehead and frown area, nose job revision, fat injections in cheeks, nasolabial folds and lips, chin reduction, neck liposuction, ears pinned back, breast augmentation, liposuction on waist, hips and inner and outer thighs, and last but NOT least… buttock augmentation.

Some of those surgeries were absolutely ridiculous, but according to hubby Spencer, we don’t see what she sees when she looks in the mirror.  I can understand wanting to get a couple of those procedures done but I think she really went too far.  See what her cast mates thought about her surgery after the jump.

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Honestly I’m not really sure what to say about this.  It’s truly saddening.

Looking frail and pushed in a wheelchair, former child star Gary Coleman was released from Utah County Jail on Monday. The Diff’rent Strokes star was held overnight with a $1,720 bail over an outstanding arrest warrant relating to a domestic violence case.

The former child star had missed a dialysis treatment during his overnight stay. He attends a hospital three days a week due to kidney failure as a child

If this isn’t evidence of The Different Strokes curse then I don’t know what is.  First Dana Plato dies, Todd Bridges (where the hell is he?) was last seen celebrity boxing and now Gary Coleman is just in one bad thing after the next.  The worst thing about the domestic abuse thing is that he clearly got his ass kicked by his wife.  That just sucks.

Well whatever happened to that Conrad Bain guy?  Is he part of the curse too?  He was last seen in 1996 as Philip Drummond on Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

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Every time this Subway commercial comes on I laugh so hard.  I love it!  I don’t remember which fast food restaurant it was that was having a promotion and a guy won something and spilled his drink all over other people.  It was great, anyone remember that?  Anyway, this commercial really got my attention… I hope you laugh as hard as I did.

I watch a lot of TV thanks to not being able to sleep at night and thanks to DVR.  Three of my favorite women of all time are Patti Stanger from Millionaire Matchmaker, Chelsea Handler from Chelsea Lately, and Tabatha Coffey from Tabatha’s Salon Takeover.  These women are really strong and very blunt.  I don’t think they have a filter what so ever.  They speak before they think.  It may not be the best quality in a person, but I love it!  I am guilty of speaking before I think… so I relate to them as well.

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Last night, American Idol auditions were held in Los Angeles, California.  The first day Avril Lavigne was a guest judge.  I thought it was great that she was on there because she can relate to most of the contestants.  She is in the same age range and can tell who can handle the lifestyle and who can’t.  Especially when people were trying out who had families, she challenged them to whether or not they could do all of the traveling.  I like her, she has come a long way since Sk8er Boy. She also has kept her look and songs edgy and punk, so we know she’s not a poser.

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Good old Wanda Sykes did a remake of the general’s song Pants on The Ground from American Idol.  This is really funny and I’m not surprised that there are people making their own versions of this.  Has anyone seen any others like this?  I’d love a good laugh!

Starface is a great example of one of the worst tattoos of all time.  Supposedly this girl fell asleep while getting tattooed and when she woke up said that the tattoo artist misunderstood.  I’m sorry but I can’t imagine falling asleep during a tattoo, they hurt like hell!  She proceeded to sue the tattoo artist, and then it was later revealed that she knew the whole time what was going on.  She must have just been super embarrassed because she is going to look like a galaxy the rest of her life.  She must say FML every day when she looks in the mirror…

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Click on the photo to see Jersey Shore’s asking price

In case you haven’t heard Jersey Shore cast wants more money to do Season 2.  Wait, like you need money to drink for free. eat for free, get into fights all you want, have security guards and hook up with girls constantly?

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