Let’s talk about what happened last night on The Bachelor.  Gia had the first hometown date in New York.  They are adorable together.  Gia’s mom tells Gia that Jake really looks like he is in love with her.  He looks at all of the girls like that!  I’m glad Gia knows this.  I would hate to see her hurt in the end of this, but it’s gonna happen.  Gia’s mom read Jake’s cards… that was a little bit weird.  I’d be pissed at my mom if she did that, it would definitely freak me out the first time I meet someone!

See a raunchy photo-shoot from Maxim.com of Gia Allemand after the jump!  I don’t judge her for this what so ever.  We knew she was a swim suit model from day 1!

Ali had Jake come meet her family in Massachusetts.  First he needed to meet her dead grandma.  They met in spirit… okay Ali.  Ali sported a ‘do like Snooki but she was missing the right clip… Ali, you gotta learn!  Ali caused a ton of drama this past episode which I will talk about later on.  By the way, who else can’t stand watching Ali anymore?

Tenley is adorable and choreographed a dance and performed it for Jake.  She is adorable.  Had it been any of the other girls, especially Big Bird, it would have been super cheesy and fake.  It was cheesy but Tenley is cute so it’s okay.  I think Jake meeting Tenley’s family went pretty well except it seems like the family isn’t over her divorce yet.  Jake got Dad’s blessing to marry his daughter and it brings upon yet another Jason Mesnick moment with Jake as he cries out of joy.

Big Bird brought Jake to Sesame Street Sanford, Florida which is super hick town in Florida!  He actually picked her up when they greeted each other.  He always picks up the other girls but never Big Bird.  She takes him on a boat ride on the river and he asks about her ex-husband.  She is so incredibly fake.  She can’t even look Jake in the eyes when she is talking to him, she is clearly a bullshitter!

Big Bird’s relationship with her dad is just inappropriate.  She acts like he is her boyfriend when she says hi, their faces were a little too close for comfort… and who wipes their father’s tears?  Maybe they used to hook up… who knows… either way it’s gross.  When she is talking to her lover father about being in love with Jake she can’t even look him in the eyes, not only because she is lying, but the magnitude of his glasses made it too difficult to look him right in the eyes without laughing.  So maybe that was it… or not.

Her dad seems like he isn’t very well educated at all.  Jake brings up to Big Bird’s family that she has had a hard time with every woman in the house and they aren’t surprised what so ever.  She has dealt with it her whole life… Jake, doesn’t that tell you something about someone’s character?  Red flag buddy!  The family even laughs off all of her car wrecks.  That’s not funny!  What was funny though was when Big Bird’s dad walked in on Jake and her making out… he must of been so jealous pissed.

Ali pays a visit to Jake in his hotel room crying and pouting like a baby.  She has an impossible decision and she found out she needs to choose between staying with Jake competing for his love or going back to work.  Who does she think she is, Ed?  She asks for his help and puts him in a bad position.  She is going to let him know her decision at the rose ceremony.  At least when Ed did it, he went to Jillian knowing his decision already.

Ali’s boss knew she was going away for a certain amount of weeks.  It is 6 weeks total.  How is it that her boss was okay with her being gone for weeks and now one or two more is going to make her lose her job?  Something is not right with that…  I did get a little upset seeing her fall to the floor crying, but then I realized how big of a baby she was being and very sneaky.  She just wanted Jake to say right then and there that she was the one and that he was going to pick her.  What a bitch.

Chris and Jake talk about Ali’s situation and Jake is super upset.  He says that if she quits her job for him it is going to put a ton of pressure on him.  That’s the point… she wants to put the pressure on him to make him break down and say he loves her.  I’m glad he didn’t.

Ali leaves the rose ceremony with Chris to go talk with Jake.  She has this sad pathetic look on her face like a three year old would make if you didn’t buy her the barbie doll she wanted.  She whines and was basically trying to get him to pick her.  He tells her that if she chooses to leave he will be devastated.  She says “I love you” and hugs him crying like a little girl.  She wants him to say it back so bad.  Has she not seen this show before?  It is a competition and is not going to end early for one selfish bratty bitch.  Chris saves the day and comes in and asks if she has made her decision.  She cries like a baby once again and says she needs more time.

She makes Jake cry as a result of this crap she is putting him through.  I feel really bad for him at this point.  She is an idiot for doing this, and for leaving.  I greatly dislike Ali, but she and Jake definitely had something special.  She has broken his heart and of course he cries once again.

He goes back into the girls and doesn’t have a rose ceremony.  He told Ali she wasn’t on the line so he had someone in mind he was going to get rid of.  He should have gotten rid of who he planned on in the first place.

They show that Ali calls next episode… is anyone surprised?  Guess we will see what happens on this drama filled finale and find out if the spoilers are right.  They have been right up until this point, so I’m thinking he goes with Big Bird.  We only have to wait 3 weeks to find out!

This picture is clearly Big Bird.  Who else has nappy blond extensions like that?  Can’t believe she really did make it this far!  Hmm… I think I’m right about who wins…

Jake and Gia underwater in St. Lucia on the finale episode.

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