Andrew FINALLY got laid on The Real World D.C.  Not only once, but twice!  Two different sluts girls.  Callie was trying to figure Andrew out and asked him about relationships and Andrew said he has never had one.  She also told him to try and have sex with a girl twice instead of just once and he said that he doesn’t think he’s ever done that before.  I wonder why… who is going to take a guy seriously who wears panda hats and flipping glasses?

I don’t hate Andrew as much as I did in the beginning.  I just think he is a dorky guy who needs help feeling more comfortable and confident in his own skin.  He should have to wear stupid shirts, hats or glasses to get girl’s attention.

Ashley tries to talk to Josh about cheating on his girlfriend and he said that he is going to try his hardest to be faithful for the rest of his time in D.C.  Riiight, like that was going to happen.  Andrew, Ty, and Josh all go out and the three of them are lined up making out with not so cute girls.  Josh and Andrew both bring home their girls but Ty doesn’t.

I don’t remember exactly what happened but Josh’s chick for the night, Chelsea, said something that pissed off Emily.  Emily wanted to go after her and say something but Ty got aggressive and stopped her.  That isn’t even worth talking about because the two of them fighting is just getting old and annoying.

While Josh is hooking up with Chelsea, the phone coincidentally rings, and who is it?  Oh, of course, it is his girlfriend Ashley calling.  Emily answers it and says to her “Let me see if he is awake”.  She went in to go tell Josh he has a phone call and he and Chelsea are busy hooking up.  He ends up taking the call and his girlfriend starts questioning him if he was good that night while he was out.  He tells her he is sleeping and then goes back into bed with Chelsea.  What a scumbag!  Seriously!

Andrew sealed the deal again, the night after he banged another girl.  He decided he wanted to try and do Emily again, the girl he brought home the other night when Josh brought Chelsea home. He called Emily to take her out on a date.  He said he is only taking her out to have sex again, “why else would you take a girl on a date?”  Real nice, Andrew.

He took her to Bucca Di Beppo and was meeting her there.  It seemed like she wasn’t going to show up.  He started drinking wine while waiting for her and then she finally arrived.  She told him she was thinking about standing him up and that’s why it took her so long.  What a classy lady.

Andrew is SO not into her and she is blabbing about nothing and he doesn’t like her.  He actually got annoyed.  Pretty damn funny.  He didn’t end up screwing her again and the date was a waste.  I think it is funny when someone thinks that there can be a relationship after a one night stand.  It just doesn’t happen that way.  There is nothing to look forward to and then you end up realizing you don’t even like the person, just as Andrew did.

Ahhh, little Ashley came to visit scumbag Josh again.  He is late to pick her up at the bus station.  What a dick.josh picks up ashley at the bus station, he was late.  I don’t know how he can act like nothing has happened and spend time with his girlfriend.  How heartless is that?

The next day Emily and Ashley are sitting and talking with Josh’s Ashley about the couple’s relationship.  Ashley makes me feel so bad, she actually trusts her scumbag boyfriend because he is honest with her.  Yeah right.  The girls feel uncomfortable and Ashley obviously can see it on their faces.  They didn’t even have to say anything for Ashley to know that something wasn’t right with Josh.  He assures her that nothing is wrong.  I can’t imagine what it must be like living a lie.

Josh gets mad at Ashley and Emily for making his girlfriend feel like he did something wrong.  They didn’t do anything dummy, you did.  It’s not their fault.

Josh thinks his relationship is going to survive and they are going to get through this.  He thinks his girlfriend will be there in the end and none of the other girls will.  The only way she’d be there in the end is if she doesn’t watch the show, which isn’t happening, and if she is a complete moron.

The night after Josh’s girlfriend leaves he runs into his favorite promoter, Kelly Ann.  The girl he hooked up with the first time and denied it to the roommates.  While they’re out they go into the bathroom and hook up.  What a classy classy girl!  He brings her back to the house, once again.  He wants to end things with his girlfriend before he hooks up with Kelly Ann.  What a dick.  You already cheated, you shouldn’t of even come to D.C. with a girlfriend you douchebag.

Kelly Ann goes to the bathroom and Josh makes a phone call to break his girlfriend’s heart.  He tells Ashley that he kissed someone and when she asks who he says it’s a girl he has seen a couple times.  Ouch.  He says he doesn’t want to hurt her anymore and that they should end it.  No shit idiot.

She says, “why did you do it if you didn’t wanna hurt me?”  His answer, “I can’t help myself”.  Good answer, buddy, you could of come up with something a little nicer.  The phone call actually brought tears to my eyes.  Ashley is crying hysterically and says she hates him and wishes she never met him.  For her sake, I wish she never met him either.  He hangs up and leaves the phone off the hook with Ashley crying on the other end.  How cold-hearted can you be?

Then there was the BEST scene of the entire season.  Roommate Ashley bitches at Josh about cheating and he flips out on her and gets in her face.  They fight back and forth and Kelly Ann had to of heard the entire thing.  I thought she was going to leave, but nope, she stayed and waited for him.

Kelly Ann stayed and she and Josh went in the hot tub and hooked up.  Gross.  Then they take it to the bedroom.  They had to of banged.  I thought she was cute until they showed her in the morning.  Nope, not so cute.  Erika ran into her in the bathroom the next morning for an awkward minute.  She thinks Kelly Ann is nice but she is old and a home-wrecker.  DUH!  I hate how Josh thinks he is so f*cking cool.  He is SUCH a loser scumbag douche!

Callie’s brother Cameron came to visit.  I don’t think we ever even heard his voice.  I did find it VERY funny that he was wearing Andrew’s panda hat.

I guess Josh and Ty were out drinking because it showed them coming home in a cab and Ty comes in and falls on the floor at the front door.  He is wasted, clearly.  He wants to talk to Emily but she wants nothing to do with him.  Especially when he is drunk.  She goes outside to get away from him and she is out there with Cameron and Josh.  Ty comes out and starts throwing stuff and acting like an idiot.  Then, Andrew comes out all drunk and Ty takes out his anger on him.  They show him pushing him over the balcony and then… he actually falls.

This was a really scary part.  Weeks ago, I thought that this would be funny because I didn’t like Andrew, but no, not at all.  This was really sad.  All you hear is Andrew moaning in pain.  Asshole, drunk, Ty pushed him over the balcony!  I guess that he will be getting sent home, right?  All the roommates rush down to see if he is okay and they call 911 and the ambulance come and take Andrew away in a stretcher.  It doesn’t look good.  He is in a neck brace and strapped into the stretcher.  I am praying he is okay and is not paralyzed.

Guess we will find out next week!  By the way… why does Ashley think that crimping her hair is cool?

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