Through Craigslist it has been made apparent that a penis has gone missing. No, not a real penis, that would make this story freakin’ awesome… it is just a sculpture of an artist‘s member.

A poster says: “Lost penis sculpture. Last seen on February 4th, 2010 around 1 a.m. on display during the art show BYOA at X Initiative located on 548 W 22nd St. The art piece is a life size realistic sculpture of the artist’s penis and testicles made out of resin and beard hair. There were four Mark Billy penises on display but only one peach colored one went missing.”

What’s funny is that it is supposedly a life size of the artist’s own ding dong, wouldn’t you think he’d want it to look bigger, and harder? Just saying…

Maybe there was a shim who was missing a penis to complete their male look and she snatched it?  But, didn’t she ever hear of strap ons?  Hopefully they find this missing dick soon!

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