If any of you have been following the news, this guy, Robert Halderman was finally taken in on charges.

David Letterman’s extortionist, a former producer for the CBS news program “48 Hours Mystery, pleaded guilty Tuesday to attempting to extort $2 million dollars from Letterman by threatening to reveal affairs with women who worked on his CBS late show.

And that lead me to think of some other people out there who might actually be worth extorting from. Sure, Letterman is an easy target but he seems like a fun enough guy where I wouldn’t want to take two million bucks from him.

Here are five people I would love to take advantage of.

Lindsay Lohan – she sucks, period. Trying to get 100 million out of E-trade because of a baby commercial? Yeah. She sucks.
Heidi Montag – I’d like to extort some of that plastic and build something out of it.
Spencer Pratt – Just because
Jay Leno – He’s got over 100 cars, I’m sure he’d give up a few. Plus, he sucks.
Khloe Kardashian – She’s just not nearly as hot as her sisters

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