Mar 11 2010
Try Shaving Your Va-Jay-Jay While Driving and End Up With A Breathalyzer Ignition
We all hear that we shouldn’t drink and drive, text and drive, or even talk on your cell phone and drive. There is something else we need to be cautious about. Don’t try and shave your private parts and drive. I thought that was just common sense but apparently not. I feel like this would only happen in Florida…
Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.
“She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit,” Trooper Gary Dunick said. “If I wasn’t there, I wouldn’t have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot … who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, ‘Nothing will ever beat this.’ Well, this takes it.”
“My phone has been ringing off the hook all day, and I know there’s a funny side to this, but it’s also deadly serious. This is a scary road and a lot of bad wrecks are caused by dumb stuff like this,” Dunick said. “It is unbelievable. I’m really starting to believe this stuff only happens in the Keys.”
[via Keys News]
As if she wasn’t already a complete moron for attempting to shave while driving, she wasn’t evens upposed to be driving her 1995 Ford Thunderbird. The day before this idiotic attempt of shaving and driving, Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI, she was ordered to impound her car, and her driver’s license was revoked for 5 years, and when she does get it back she must have a breathalyzer ignition interlock device on any vehicle she drives. On top of all that fun stuff, she was also sentenced to nine months probation.
Wouldn’t you think if you JUST had court for something to do with driving, that you would be careful on the road? I guess not everyone thinks that way…
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How this tarantula can replace Johanna Botta in Peter C Vayeos heart?
I am asking again: How this vomit can replace Johanna Botta “Miss Peru” in the heart of Peter C Vayeos?
I want to know before I die I am 89 years old and I know peter is one years older than me.
I know mr Vayeos owns real estate in Key West and plenty.
Aparently he likes skanks.
To each its own. Mr Peter Vayeos my mentor and patron is an extremely well endowed individual, his fortune adds in millions and is known in the financial world as “The Burmese Tycoon”, due to the fact that he is from Indonesia. He has married many wives in simultaneous and the skank as you refer to Mary Barnes is the last wife for the time beeing.
There is very good news about the ” Burmese Tycoon”. He is extremely happy, it happens that maria Megan Barnes took a liking of Gustavo Texeira Giraldo “conocido com “Pedo Lindo”, famoso tenorio en el Barrio “El Porvenir” , Place where this “pedo lindo” has his apartment and he is seeing frequently at Mac Donalds eating hambuerguers de Puerco.
I happens that Pedo Lindo (Gustavo Texeira giraldo) es un panzon, arrugado, casposo, impotente and very resistible, due to the fact that he never, ever take showers.
Maria Megan Barnes conocida slut in Florida was dating Gustavo Texeira Ambassador in some place and at that moment that day she was going to see Gustavo Texeira Giraldo individual ambassador in Juanajuato this particular woman to shave her ass and she was late for this encounter, she did not have time to take a shower. Never occured to her that the police wanted to witness the shaving procedure of her phenomenaal ass.
What happen to peter Vayeos the other boyfriend of this escopeta?
Gustavo Texeira giraldo is the real Btycoon.
I really doubt that Maria Megan Barnes, girlfriend of gustavo texeira giralda, conocido como papupapu after una raza de monos ecuatoriano, sea la mujer with the most phenomenal ass in the worls. That titulo belongs to Kim Kardashian known as the Ass behind the woman. She has dated every black person of every team of foorball, soccer, basketbals. bowling and marbles. None of this black atheltes want enything to do with her since they found out she was dating Gustavo Texeira giraldo, due to the fact that this casposo elemento del Foreign Department in Brasil, invi\tes her conquests only and exclusivamente to Mac Donalds for a couple of hambuerguers. He is ,so, cheap. He doesn’t have any tooth that he can claim as his, he never takes showers.His valet takes the showers for him. Gustavo texeira smell to crotch. I know I detaed him when I was homeless for a while .
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I do agree with the comments of my friend Rachel and I add he has halitosis and a “rodilla smell”. rodilla smell is an odor between pies sucios an ano sucio. He dicho.
If you are not publish my comment you may go to hell babosos,m.f.
Peter vayeos is not Burmese Tycoon. He is the Burmese Tyfoon.
OJO.
Y yo soy Ana Lucasta. Ejem!
Everybody knows that Gustavo Texeira es in panzon, arrugado y casposo. You can see him as a frequent guest at Mac Donald’s in Tampa, where he is trying to pick up women from San Salvador. All his teeth are second hand. Usually he gets them in the Funeraria Home afte 10 pm.
A mistake has been made and I am to correct. Alzonzo gustavo texeira Giralda is not a mono from Brazil , es un alto Embajador de la Municipalidad en Cinco Esquinas en Lima -Peru where he is in charge of humidify every 0jo Seco que pasa por su ventana. B
Correction for the ones not properly informed:
The “Burmese Tycoon” Peter Vayeos, became engage this weekend with the ever gorgeous Eva Mendez. Eva Mendez broke her engamente with somebody else to be with Peter Vayeos who is 84 years old and Eva Mendez is 34 years old.
The novio “Peter Vayeos”\has dandruff in every area of his body, besides being flatulent, his arm pits stink, but he is extremely rich and his valet takes showers for him. Both of them kids are emulating the Play Boy king that married some woman 24 years old.
I have no idea about how the admireres of Eva Mendez are going to react when Peter Vayeos is the boyfriend of Eva Mendes. I am devastated an drinking heavy and steady for this wench.