Heidi Montag is trying so hard to make it in the music industry… too hard.  She needs to realize that she has no talent and that she can have all the plastic surgery in the world, and hire as many managers possible, nothing will get her where she wants to be.  Face it, dummy.

Heidi Montag is getting serious about her career, and that means getting a new manager…a psychic manager. “No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career,” the reality star tells People. Replacing Spencer Pratt, who has had the gig for five years, is Aiden Chase, whom Montag calls a “healer intuitive.”

She goes on to use lots of words like “light,” “love,” and “negative energy” before getting to the bottom line: “Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has.” Besides, you should “Never mix business and pleasure,” says Montag. “We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi.”

[via Newser]

She should of included: “Also, no longer is my face my face.”  The girl makes herself look dumber and dumber.  Really Heidi?  A psychic?  He should foresee… NOTHING in your future in the music industry.  Maybe she should look into designing barbie dolls that look like her or something like that… I could really see her doing that.

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