I decided to share my point of view in addition to Roxy’s.

As if I couldn’t possibly think any lower of this utter waste of space what does Spencer Pratt do now?  Well actually he’s doing us a favor by getting off of television but it’s not like he’s getting off this planet which truly bothers me.

Currently studying software engineering with a focus on encryption at USC, Pratt said he’s headed to work for American Defense Enterprises in their cyber security division.

“Upon learning of President Obama’s declaration that the ‘cyber threat is one of the most serious economic and national security challenges we face as a nation,’ I have decided to refocus my energy and devote my full resources to helping America face this and other unprecedented challenges,” he said.

Wait a second. Is anyone actually going to take this guy seriously? And you’re telling me American Defense Enterprises is actually giving this dolt a job? Um, can’t we just show them like 2 minutes of footage of Pratt acting like a total jackass to make them change their minds?

You’re really going to count on this guy to thwart cyber threats to national security? Really? I mean I thought I’d have to leave this country eventually but now my timeline just got way way smaller.

[Via CNN]

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