A 300 pound coke dealer called his mom from jail to tell her where another stash was.  Yeah, you read that right… a 300 pound coke dealer… seems like he needs to do some more of that coke. He also has a REALLY cool and necessary tattoo on his BELLY that says “White Boy”. Wow, he is dedicated to his job…

Jails across Florida record every inmate phone call. Inmates know it because there’s a warning at the beginning of every call.

“I listened to the phone conversation and heard his mother ask him if he left anything at Spank’s house,” a detective wrote in his arrest report, mentioning a St. Cloud residence where Mayernik had been arrested late Thursday. “Franco told his mother he left two ounces of powder in the cushion on the couch. ‘Powder’ is street terminology for cocaine.”

Thanks for clearing that up officer. I don’t think anyone knew that ‘powder’ is a street word for cocaine. That’s what those crazy girls are always talking about in the bathroom at clubs… wow, now I get it.

Only in Florida would this happen… sometimes it is embarrassing to live here.  There is so much crime and so many drugs, really?  Why?  Why can’t we just be known for all the old people who can’t drive on the roads and shouldn’t have a license?

Wow do I LOVE public records.  Check out the 300 pounder after the jump. And click here to read the whole story of this family of dummies.

Now that is the face of a winner! I wonder where he gets his eye-brows waxed!

Share

Related Posts

• What Is That White Powder Lindsay Lohan Is Walking Around With?
• Woman Arrested For Being A Dummy… Really
• An Idol Contestant Has A Lot of Experience In Front Of Judges
• All The Girls Standing In The Line For The Bathroom
• Why He Didn’t Ask You Out on A Second Date

Trackback URI | Comments RSS