Have you seen Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt lately?  It’s as if they don’t want us to think they’re the sexiest men alive anymore.  Can’t Brad Pitt go back to being the sexy hunk he was in Fight Club?  Get rid of that beard or whatever the hell you’d call it.  Is that what happens when you go down on Angelina Jolie?  SCARY!

And Johnny Depp… it’s almost as if he really tries to look bad.  He is one of the sexiest guys ALIVE and he somehow makes himself look terrible.  I didn’t think that was possible, but he proved me wrong, it definitely is!

They must be going for that grungy, yet boho chic look?  I think?  Take a shower, and use a razor, and get rid of those ridiculous hats and scarves and they will be stunning once again, like we remember them.

Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie are filming The Tourist together.  Maybe Brad and Johnny are spending too much time together.  Maybe they’re having a contest on who can look more disgusting?  Just saying…

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