A Dog-Waste removal firm had a customer who was behind on payments.  The owner got so incredibly angry about it that she decided to take matters into her own hands and give the poop back.  She emptied bag upon bag of dog feces back into this woman’s yard.

Melinda Hofmann, owner of The Bomb Squad dog waste pick-up service, tried to collect a $150 payment from Deborah Dillow on Monday night.

When Dillow didn’t answer the door, Hofmann went to her truck to write another notice – but she quickly changed her mind.

“I started to go back and write another note, but I just decided to give her poop back,” Hofmann said Wednesday.

So then, from the back end of her truck, Hofmann started slinging feces – 30 gallons of it, according to police – onto Dillow’s front yard.

Hofmann admitted she wasn’t exactly thinking rationally at the time, but that didn’t stop her.

“Actually, once I started doing it, I kind of lost all rational thought together and I just got into this mode of emptying bags,” she said. “And as I was flinging the poo all over her yard – it felt really good, and I just kept doing it.”

Sounds like a pretty unprofessional way of getting your client back if you ask me. Hofman has been making a living of picking up poop for over 10 years. Good job, lady. AND the client, Dillow, who was behind on payments is suffering from cancer and had just spent $700 on medication. You can’t always jump to conclusions about people when you don’t know their story. This poor woman who was behind on $150 (not that much) deserved a yard full of crap? I don’t think so.

Check out the full article here. And The Bomb Squad and Deb Dillow go at it in the comments section!

Wednesday (4/28/2010) was the U.K. premiere of Jennifer Lopez’s new “comeback movie” The Back-Up Plan.  She is definitely going to be on the worst dressed list for this horrible look that she tried to rock.  She wore what looks like a garbage bag and a beehive hairstyle.  Not cute J Lo… and not a great thing to wear to your comeback movie premiere.  Who the hell dressed you??

The actress was recently named one of the world’s “most beautiful” by People magazine. And lately Jennifer has rocked the red carpet with her sexy ensembles. So we have to forgive her for this rare fashion misstep.

The fit star insists she has adopted a more relaxed attitude towards fitness since becoming a mom. She explained, “I don’t get too crazy (about exercise) any more. There was a time when I really worked out, but I was never manic about it. I did what I could. I’ve got good genes. But I care less now.”

She looks great besides her horrible fashion sense.  I haven’t seen her new movie, nor do I care to.  I’m sure it will be exactly the same as her other roles.  She is ALWAYS the same in everything.
More pictures of J Lo’s hefty bag dress after the jump!

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I wish I was a little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl,
who looked good,
I would call her,
I wish I had a rabbit,
in a hat,
with a bat,
and a ’64 Impala

Came across this on Flickr and LOVED it… great t-shirt. Who remembers this song??

Pamela Anderson attended a private party and showed off her stripping and dancing skills while wearing nothing but her birthday suit in a sexy routine for close friends.

Sources tell Eonline.com, the former “Baywatch” babe arrived in little more than lingerie and then stripped off to show off her dance moves as guests, like Fergie, watched in amazement.

One partygoer tells the website, “By the end of the night, Pam was dancing around in nothing but her birthday suit (naked). Everyone was shocked, but everyone was having fun.”

“Dancing with the Stars” producers have reportedly told Anderson she needs to make sure she’s covered up at all times on the show – because they fear a wardrobe malfunction on live TV could cost them in fines.

Seeing Pam on Dancing With The Stars is just a joke. I don’t think anyone can ever take her seriously. The dance that she did where she thought she was Marilyn Monroe was just strange. It made me uncomfortable how weird she was acting. She’s a strange lady…

Kate Gosselin… ugh, enough of this woman.  This may be mean but I am glad to say that her 3rd book, “I Just Want You to Know: Letters to My Kids on Love, Faith, and Family”, is definitely not doing well.  I think being on Dancing With The Stars before her book went on the shelves was a bad idea.  Who the hell would want to read a book by this moron who can’t dance for her life?

Since its April 13 release, I Just Want You to Know: Letters to My Kids on Love, Faith, and Family has sold just 10,084 copies, according to national book sales tracker Bookscan. The non-fiction title debuted at #11 on the New York Times’ non fiction bestseller list, and at #103 on USA Today’s bestsellers chart. By Thursday afternoon, its Amazon.com rank was #862.

The book “continues [Kate's] story of faith and family,” an Amazon description reads. “Using excerpts and written prayers from her journal, Kate offers an intimate look at the heart of a mother during the three years her family transitioned from obscurity into television fame.”

Just what someone wants to read… prayers from Kate’s journal. I am glad this book bombed… she doesn’t deserve all of the fame she has gotten. Why is she famous? Because she had 8 kids with some scum-bag and none of the kids look the slightest bit like her? Go away Kate!

Check out a video of Kate talking about her crappy book after the jump!
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Xanax was the most prescribed psychiatric drug in America in 2009. So clearly, we’re a Xanax nation, and we’re full of anxiety… I think. It’s so easy to get a prescription for Xanax these days. You tell your doctor you suffer from insomnia or panic attacks, and instantly you have a script. There are people who use it correctly, and then there are the people that abuse it… obviously.

I like the way Xanax makes me feel but I can’t drink on the stuff, because it is a complete mind eraser.  It’s actually scary at times.  I took it to calm me down on my flight to Vegas last year and forgot I had taken it when I got there and started drinking… let me just say, I have no recollection of my first day in Vegas.

That being said, I am not surprised in any way that this is the most popular prescription drug in America.  Everyone freakin’ suffers “from anxiety”, whether it be at work, traveling, or even at school.  We’d rather be “zonked out” than feel anxiety.

There are side effects that go along with every drug, and the risk of addiction, of course.

The possible side effects for Xanax are: drowsiness, dizziness, unusual weakness, headache, clumsiness.  The side effects sound like fun to me. What I don’t get is how pot is illegal when there are drugs that are addictive and have side effects other than getting the munchies! The side effects of these psychiatric drugs make pot look like mother nature’s milk. But clearly the government hasn’t figured out how to corner the money on pot and they hate that patients can actually grow the stuff themselves.

Check out the top 25 psychiatric prescriptions in 2009 after the jump!

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Lately I have been going crazy over some of these guys that are on TV these days.  I thought I’d put together a list of the top ten hottest guys… according to me, of course.  They are from shows like 90210, One Tree Hill, Gossip Girl, and of course Melrose Place.  Hope you enjoy.

Check out pictures of my fave guys after the jump! Oh, and they’re not in any particular order because I couldn’t decide on that. You let me know who you think is the hottest and if you think I missed anyone!

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When Puerto Rican man David Morales Colón died, he wasn’t displayed in a casket at his wake, but astride his motorcycle.

David Morales Colón, a 22-year-old Puerto Rican man who was shot to death last Thursday, and whose wake is now making headlines here in the United States mainland. How come? Well, suffice it to say that the funeral directors at Marin Funeral Home in San Juan’s Hato Rey neighborhood have a flair for the unorthodox. For example, in 2008, they embalmed another young shooting victim and displayed his body standing up for the duration of a multi-day wake.
Yesterday and today, callers who stopped to pay their final respects to the late Mr. Colón got a bit of a surprise. Instead of the traditional presentation of the body in a casket, Mr. Colón’s corpse, dressed in casual duds and sunglasses, was instead posed in a very lifelike position atop his Repsol-liveried Honda CBR600 F4. According to Puerto Rico’s Primera Hora newspaper, the motorcycle was given to the victim by his uncle, and upon Mr. Colón’s untimely demise, family members delivered the bike to the funeral home specifically for this unusual wake.

Shouldn’t he be wearing a helmet? Motorcycles are dangerous… oh, wait, he’s already dead. This is sick of his family. This may of been something he loved, but to display a dead man on a motorcycle at his wake is just unheard of, it’s not normal.  I guess that’s how shit goes down in Puerto Rico.

AnnaLynne McCord gets all 80′s on us in the new issue of Nylon Magazine.  She is one of my favorite actresses on TV right now.  She plays the best bitch, but recently she has a softer side to her.

See what AnnaLynne had to say about her photoshoot, check out pictures from her fashion spread and a video from the photo shoot after the jump!

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After Heidi Montag-Pratt had her ridiculous amount of plastic surgery procedures in one day, she was clearly prescribed a ton of painkillers.  Sources on the set of The Hills say she is now addicted to those drugs that make you feel OH so good.  I wonder why… she was probably in hella pain, and need a lot to feel remotely comfortable in her body.  It’d be hard for anyone to ween off of those things, but wanna-be Barbie is obviously having a hard time.

“She’s a shell of her former self,” a show insider tells the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands today. (A rep for the reality star, 23, tells Us, “This is completely ridiculous.”)

Case in point: Heidi only agreed to get 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day last November “because she knew it would be a huge story,” an insider says. (Laments pal Jason Wahler to Us, “I knew her when she was normal.”)

Heidi has definitely changed completely since she started seeing Spencer, we all know this. They are such a weird couple, and Spencer is scary to even look at. I’d be on painkillers too if I were married to that douche-bag.

I thought Heidi looked better before all of these surgeries. She looked good the first time around with the first nose job and first breast augmentation. Now she looks absolutely ridiculous and so incredibly plastic. Her mom was right for saying that she looked better before, but I didn’t like when she was mean to Heidi when the family was out to dinner when she said she’d put Heidi’s food in a blender for her. That was low. Especially for a mom to say to her daughter.

For Heidi’s sake, I hope she isn’t addicted to painkillers. The girl already has enough problems, but unfortunately I think she is. She is nothing at all like the girl we met in the first season of The Hills. Like her mom said, she was extremely confident and outgoing, and a lot of fun. Now she pretty much sucks.