Who would’ve thought that the one and only Snooki would trade tanning at a salon for self-tanner? Never saw that one coming… really…

According to Allure.com, Snooks is all about a product called Sunlove lately. (We knew she was traipsing around Manhattan spritzing pasty locals with the stuff, but we had no idea she was a user herself!) “I just heard about Sunlove not too long ago and then I tried it out. It doesn’t leave your face greasy, and there’s no bad smell to it like other spray tans. I never used spray tanners until this one because I usually just went tanning. But you know after the taxing, you don’t want to deal with that, and friggin’ cancer—so this is a great product to replace all the bad stuff of tanning.” she told Allure.com.

Wow, she actually knows that tanning is bad for your skin and very dangerous. I am impressed, Snooki! That is possibly one of the smartest things to ever come out of her mouth, but calling it “friggin’ cancer”, really? You almost sounded a teeny tiny bit intelligent for a second… and you had to ruin it. At least she has changed her ways, and she will be orange from self-tanner and not from the dangerous UV rays at a tanning salon.

I was a little worried that maybe she’d lose her poof, but she answered that question for me…

“Honestly I don’t care if my poof is in style or not—it’s me. I don’t care if people like it, they don’t like it—that’s my style. Obviously girls are loving it because everywhere I go, I see a poof. I’m gonna rock my Kim K. hair—I did it this morning. I like it curled, I just started doing it.”

Right on, Snooks! The Jersey Shore cast would be nothing without you! I can’t wait for season 2! Summer, get here already!!

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