Apparently Shia LeBeouf is like a lot of us, he gets out of control when he gets drunk.  He also drinks beer to get fucked up and not because he likes the taste.  Honey, you aren’t alone on that.  He has decided to give up drinking… for right now.

He explained to FHM magazine: “I’ve been in a lot of trouble. I’ve been arrested a bunch of times. I fucked around for a while, so now I don’t drink any more. Right now. But that’s just today.

“Drinking is shitty for me, I don’t know how to compose myself. I don’t know how to drink like a gentleman. When I drink, I get crazy. I have never had a beer because I like the taste of beer. I always had a beer to get fucked up.”

It’s so weird to hear about LeBeouf drinking out of control. I remember him from back in the day as the annoying little brother on Disney’s Even Stevens. I may be the only one who remembers that show, but damn, he was a little nerd. Weird to see him on screen with bombshell Megan Fox, let alone drinking and driving.

He said: “I’d be watching the news, and they’d play my car crash, and every once in a while Kim Kardashian’s sister would jump on TV and preach to me from the red carpet about how to live my f***ing life.

“And I’m so upset, man. I’m so angry. Because this accident was not caused by me. I got hit. I had a green. This f***er ran a red light. And he flipped my truck, and he shoveled it on my hand. And my fingers are in the street. They’re off, they’re under the truck door, man.

“This is fake, dude. This is hip bone and the skin that was left over.”

I love the thing about Kim Kardashian’s sister. I love that, when celebrities try to give other celebrities advice and act like they know them… but they really know absolutely nothing about them. This kid got real famous real fast, I can understand why he would get crazy when he’s partying, he has a lot of things to celebrate. Hopefully he is able to get his drinking under control. I think he is just a normal dude who likes to have fun. He shouldn’t be so hard on himself.

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