Archive for April, 2010

Apr 29 2010

Chelsea Handler Gets Jay Leno Super Duper Horny

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Chelsea Handler was a guest on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno last night (4/28/2010).  She blows me away every time I see her.  She is the quickest and wittiest person I’ve ever seen.  She is possibly the funniest woman ever.  You never know what is going to come out of her mouth next.  She’ll call you out with no shame whatsoever.  I love that about her.

I love Chelsea’s view on cats.  I am definitely not a cat person, and she says exactly what I think.  The cats crap in a box in the house and then cover it up and come back in the room like nothing happened.  RUDE!  I greatly dislike them, and I hate that they think they’re “special” (along with cat people), and can go to the bathroom in a little box in the house.  Dogs are so much better… or like Chelsea says, a dolphin or a gorilla.

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Apr 29 2010

Justin Bieber Goes Bungee Jumping And Screams Like A Girl

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Justin Bieber went bungee jumping off New Zealand’s Auckland Bridge… probably trying to prove his manhood after everyone knowing he’s going through puberty.  Only thing is, when he was let go to bungee jump he screamed like a little girl.  I’m not surprised, but it was funny because he acted so cool and calm, and then we hear, “ahhhhhhh” like a little girl.

Bieber’s mom, Pattie Mallette, also went for leap, as did his bodyguard.

“Justin thought it was awesome his mom was jumping,” our source says. “She did great. She got nervous at the edge, but then went for it….It was actually Justin’s bodyguard who was the most scared to jump of the three of them.”

It sounds like Bieber, who learned how to jump from the Auckland Bridge Bungy company, isn’t done taking airborne risks.

“After he jumped, he started talking about how he wants to skydive or do a bigger bungee,” our source says.

I can’t imagine the screams that would go on if he went sky diving. I’d love to see a video of that. I’m surprised this little guy even went bungee jumping… and he even has a tattoo… who knew he was so brave. I wondered if she he screamed during the tattoo as well.

Check out a video of the girly scream jump after the jump!

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Apr 28 2010

Celebrity Rehab Got Turned Down By Lindsay Lohan, Heather Locklear, And Jenna Jameson

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The newest season of VH1′s Celebrity Rehab begins filming on May 10th (2010).  The crew had their sights set on Lindsay Lohan, Jenna Jameson, Heather Locklear, and even Charlie Sheen. But none of them have agreed to do the show.

Sources connected to the show tell TMZ …. the casting department has set its sights on Lindsay Lohan, Heather Locklear, Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller. Surprise … none of them have signed up.

As for Lindsay, we’re told the show recently offered her $1 million to appear on “Celeb Rehab” as well as “Sober House” and a third possible spin-off. Show sources say they were told Lindsay had no interest, partly because she doesn’t think she has a problem and partly because she wants nothing to do with Dr. Drew.

Lindsay is already in the public eye as being a huge mess of a person, she might as well say yes to the show and get some money out of it.  Maybe she’d stop stealing.  The best part is… these celebs don’t think they have problems.  Everyone in Hollywood has a problem!  Hopefully VH1 snags at least one of these stars!

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Apr 28 2010

Lesbian In A Tuxedo Not Allowed To Be In School Yearbook

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In Mississippi, a high school student didn’t wear a dress for her senior picture, therefore her picture was pulled from the yearbook. Sounds pretty harsh to me. The way I feel about this is you are born gay, there is nothing you can do about it, so people who don’t understand shouldn’t punish you for it. If this girl relates more with males than females, then let her. Ceara Sturgis is just 17-years-old and doesn’t deserve this kind of discrimination.

The only thing she should be punished for is sporting Justin Bieber’s hairstyle… just saying…

“They didn’t even put her name in it,” Sturgis’ mother Veronica Rodriguez said. “I was so furious when she told me about it. Ceara started crying and I told her to suck it up. Is that not pathetic for them to do that? Yet again, they have crapped on her and made her feel alienated.”

What she discovered on Friday, when the yearbook came in, was that the school had refused to acknowledge her entirely.

“It’s like she’s nobody there, even though she’s gone to school there for 12 years,” Rodriguez said. “They mentioned none of her accolades, even though she’s one of the smartest students there with wonderful grades. They’ve got kids in the book that have been busted for drugs. There’s even a picture of one of the seniors who dropped out of school.

“I don’t get it. Ceara is a top student. Why would they do this to her?”

I would think these days that this would be accepted in a school. I know when I was in high school, I graduated 2002, there were girls wearing tuxedos in their senior pictures… IN THE YEARBOOK. Who cares? I think it is disgusting that they didn’t publish this and made it like Sturgis isn’t even a student there, with no reference to her what so ever.

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What do you think?  Should they have published the picture or not?  Read the full article here.

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Apr 28 2010

The Girls Of The Hills Are Party Poopers… Other Than Kristin Of Course

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So the night we had all been waiting for finally arrived, The Hills is back as of last night (4/27/2010).  Audrina, Stephanie, Lo, and Kristin all went down to Miami, Florida for Super Bowl weekend.  Kristin had a great time and partied it up, while the other girls just judged her.  They gave her crap about wearing sunglasses when she woke up and her skinny legs saying that people are saying she’s doing drugs.  They ask her what’s wrong with her and say it’s not normal to party til 8am every morning.

Well, girls, it is freakin’ Super Bowl weekend in Miami.  Kristin knows how to have a good time, sorry that you guys aren’t as much fun as her.  As for her legs, like she said, her legs have always been tiny.  If I went away to Miami for Super Bowl weekend you’d better know I’d party til 8am every night too.  It is vacation for God’s sake!    Just because she knows how to have fun and is skinny doesn’t mean she is on drugs.

The tabloids have been saying she is a cokehead for months, maybe it’s true, maybe it’s not.  But just because the other girls don’t know how to let loose and have a good time on vacation doesn’t mean they should judge Kristin for it.

I don’t think Kristin was in the wrong at all, she just had a good time.  Does that mean she’s on drugs?  Tell me you haven’t stayed up all night partying without coke… I know I have.

Check out a clip from last night’s episode of the girls accusing Kristin of drugs after the jump!

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Apr 28 2010

X-Tina Is Back And Sexier Than Ever… In “Not Myself Tonight”


I happen to really like Christina Aguilera’s new single “Not Myself Tonight”. I am glad that she is back on the scene. Her voice is amazing, and she is gorgeous.

I can’t wait to hear the rest of the new album, Bionic. By the looks of the teaser of the music video debuting Friday (4/30/2010), it looks like the sexual beast Christina from her “Dirrty” days is back. She has brought back the famous X-Tina, who we all know and love. Wait, isn’t she a mother now? I wouldn’t want my kid seeing me like this!

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See the Not Myself Tonight Music Video Teaser after the jump!
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Apr 28 2010

Jessica Simpson Likes To Have A Party In Her Mouth

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Jessica Simpson is hilarious and so down to earth.  I absolutely love her.  People may think she is ditsy and stupid, but I think she is just a real girl who doesn’t give a sh*t what anyone has to say about her, she’s heard it all, as she said on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Tuesday night (4/27/2010).  She talked about breaking her nose a few times by walking into glass, going out to get another brewski.  I think we’ve all been there… at least I have.

Jessica has a very strange addiction.  She is addicted to Nicorette gum.  Funny thing is, she’s never smoked once in her entire life.  Leno makes fun of her with saying he’s never done Heroin but he’s on Methadone.  Makes sense, no, no it doesn’t. And why was she not chomping on a piece on his show if she’s addicted?

She said she had been chewing it and put it on her water bottle before she came on set.

“The first time I ever chewed a piece of Nicorette gum one of my close friends’ mother gave it to me,” she said. “I think she thought she was giving me a piece of regular gum. I was chewing it and it was like a party in my mouth. It was like fireworks and ‘Oh my god, I’m talking a million miles per hour and I love this gum and what kind of gum is this? I have to have this gum.’”

She is hilarious. You’d think one would try the gum once and realize it wasn’t what they thought and never chew it again. She loves it, and says its like drinking 3 red bulls, it gives her so much energy. She is hilarious. She will be on the Ellen show today (4/28/2010), can’t wait to see that! Glad she is back and funnier than ever. And I love that she is single, and she’s fine with it!

Check out the video after the jump!
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Apr 28 2010

Gwyneth Paltrow Is A Smart Chick

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Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t put up with her noisy kids, she just tunes them out with earplugs!

The actress admits her kids Moses and Apple can be more than a little loud – and she has to tune them out or risk losing her mind.

She says, “You just have to wear earplugs sometimes… (They have) all these toys that make noise and instead of smashing the toys when I haven’t slept and, like, lose my mind, I just put on headphones or ear plugs… and pretend they’re not there.”

Smart woman. I like the way she thinks.  If I ever have kids I may just go to Gwyneth for advice.

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Apr 27 2010

Amy Winehouse Hospitalized… Again…

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Amy Winehouse is a hot mess.  She is always wasted, and she needs to eat a few cheeseburgers.  She was hospitalized this past Sunday (4/25/2010) due to a drunken fall.  Are we surprised?  Nope!  She had injuries on her face and ribs… how do you get that out of control?  Really?

A source tells British newspaper The Sun, “She’d had a few (drinks). At first she thought she had broken something, so got her security to take her to hospital. The doctors were worried she might be concussed because she had a big bump on her head and a cut above her eye.” Her injuries were described as “not serious” but her agent added: “She really likes the clinic so may stay a few days.”

However, Winehouse’s stay has reportedly been causing mayhem at the clinic. An insider reveals, “Amy was running up and down the corridors with her top off and reeking of booze. She has been heard complaining of pain caused by bruising on her breasts and around her ribs. The nurses had to step in and ask her to calm down. Eventually she had to be taken back to her room. The ward sister was absolutely fuming.”

It is Winehouse’s second hospital stay in recent weeks – she was kept in overnight at the beginning of the month while doctors carried out a series of tests after she complained of chest pains. It came after she recently underwent breast enlargement surgery.

I don’t know if I believe the part about her running around with her top off… but you never know. She was wasted enough to fall and hurt her ribs. I guess when you are pretty much a bag of bones, you’re more likely to break them than if you had some cushioning around them, like normal women!

It is sad that Amy is so messed up because she is really very talented.  Her voice is like no other.

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Apr 27 2010

Actress Rachel Bilson Has Been Named The First Ever Eyewear Ambassador For Sunglass Hut

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The new face of Sunglass Hut is the beautiful Rachel Bilson.  She is usually photographed in the tabloids sporting some kind of trendy frames.  She always looks cute and stylish, I would say she is the perfect person for this position.  She has been named the first ever ambassador for Sunglass Hut.

She told WWD: “I was very flattered when Sunglass Hut approached me to do this. I can’t say what makes me a good style adviser for them, but I am a huge sunglasses addict. I don’t leave the house without a pair.”

Rachel will front the company’s advertising campaigns and also write a trend blog for the company as well as hosting online chats and video podcasts with people in the fashion industry.

Fabio d’Angelantonio, CEO of Sunglass Hut, explained his reasons for choosing Rachel.

He said: “We wanted a symbol of our philosophy, somebody who’s familiar and relevant to our target consumer, but at the same time was herself sunglasses obsessed.”

Rachel’s first interview will be with designer Tory Burch, and she is also hoping to meet Karl Lagerfeld at some point in the future, as he is another huge fan of shades.

I love Rachel Bilson and I am excited to see more of her. She is so cute, how could you not love her? Sunglasses look great on her, and I think this will definitely boost sunglass sales.

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