Ali did well by NOT getting picked on The Bachelor by Jake Pavelka.  Now she gets a second chance of love now being the Bachelorette.  She is cooler than Jake anyway, yeah they had a great connection but now she has all these hotties to choose from.

Like I did for The Bachelor, I am doing the same for The Bachelorette of course, by making up nicknames, that hopefully will stick.

Ali quit her job and gave up everything for love, her biggest fear is that not one of these guys will be right for her. Shoot, hook me up with 25 guys, I’ll be sure to find at least one guy I’m into!! Sounds like a great situation to me!

She chose her job over Jake, but now she is choosing love over her job and is ready to be the new Bachelorette.

I also know the two men that are there in the end competing for Ali’s heart. If you want to know, you can check it out after the jump, but I don’t want to ruin it for you if you don’t want to know. So only continue reading if you are ready for the spoiler!

Check out my nicknames for the guys and the final two after the jump as well!

The 25 guys competing for her love in order of who she met first, are:

She met Chris H first.  First impression… he’s adorable.  He wanted to go in with her and grab a seat immediately, funny… and she voiced that she thought he was cute right from the start.  We will call him “Cute Chris”.

2nd was Jesse who is 24.  A little young, but a little hot… let’s call him “Sexy Jesse”.

3rd was Chris L from Cape Cod… I thought he was dorky and nervous.  He will be “Cape Cod”.

4th out of the limo was Ty from Tennessee.  “Tennessee Ty”.

5th was Frank who jumped out of the sunroof of the limo.  “Four Eyes”

6th that came out was a douche on crutches, Justin who is 26 from Canada, who is a “professional wrestler”.  Not real wrestling, but entertainment wrestling, so we will call him “Hulk”.

7th to meet Ali was Jay who is a lawyer but also happens to be a dorko, creepy mc creepster!

8th was Chris N from Orlando, Florida.  He is a better age for Ali, at 29.  He gave her a rose, dorky but sweet.  He was pretty damn nervous so we will call him “Chris Nervous”.

9th Kasey popped out of the limo.  He is 27 and very cute but sounds like he has something stuck in his throat and he needs the Heimlich maneuver. We will call him “Heimlich”.

10th who came out, which looked like he came off the set of “Into The Wild,” was Kyle who is 26.  He is a mountain man, clearly, and he pretended to reel her in like a fish.  Ugh he is gross AND a dorko.  We will call him “Lumberjack”.  He said there are no women in his town or dentists anywhere around, or a hairstylist (what it looks like to me).  He also said he has better relationships with the outdoors than he does with women… I wouldn’t say that out loud, bud.  That’s not a plus.  He killed a bear before, so he isn’t afraid of the other guys.

11th was the sexy Roberto who is 26.  He is my favorite tied with “Uncle Jesse”, (he’s next on the list).  Roberto spoke some Spanish, sexyyyy.  You could see in Ali’s eyes that she was infatuated with him right away.  Love at first sight is what it looked like.  She said she’d just call him cutie, but one of the guys called him “Rico Suave” so that is his nickname, and it will stick with FLBL.

12th was Craig M who said right off the bat that he is happy she’s not Vienna.  Thought that was pretty funny.  I think there is something about him that is super sexy.  The guys all make fun of his hair and hate on him… they’re just jealous.  That is why he is called “Uncle Jesse”, and he is tied for my favorites with Rico Suave.

13th was John N, he is good looking, but very boring… didn’t bring much to the table.  I’ll call him “Wallflower”.

14th was Tyler V who is 25 from Vermont.  He was really nervous and uncomfortable.  I think he looks a little like Edward Norton, and his name is Tyler… so we will call him “Fight Club”.

15th was John C.  He is 32 and must be ready for marriage.  He brought a cubic zirconium ring and he got on one knee, pretty funny.  He said he wanted some alone time… he will be called “The Proposal”.

16th was Jonathan the 30-year-old weatherman from Houston.  He is cute brought her old school magent of a sun, super cheesy.  He also talks too much… he must like the sound of his own voice.  He will be called “Motormouth”.

17th was Craig R he’s 27 and was hella nervous meeting Ali.  He tells her he’s nervous… come on dude, just suck it up.  He is funny looking, like

“Mr. Potato Head”… so that is what we will call him.

18th was Steve, he is 28 and he has adorable curly hair.  He could be a Jewish.  Hasn’t come out yet… but let’s call him “Curly Q”.

19th guy to woo Ali was Kirk.  He makes a rose out of red paper.  Cheesy but cute.  With a name like Kirk I can only think of one thing… Kirk Cameron playing Mike Seaver… So “Mike Seaver” it is.

20th was a pretty ditzy guy, Tyler M who is 25 from Texas.  I thought he was really cute, but he wore cowboy boots because he thought Ali did when she met Jake for the first time.  Oops.  Strike One buddy.  We’ll call him “Strike Out”.

21st out of the limo was Hunter, a 28-year-old from Texas.  He was super dorky, told Ali he had to pee, and he looks like a monkey… so we will call him “Monkey Man”.

22nd was Derek from Missouri.  He remembered that Ali loves to catch falling leaves and make a wish, so he brought leaves for her.  Very cute and thoughtful but also super cheesy! He will be “Gardener”.

23rd was Phil who is 30 from Chicago.  Sadly his brother died, so he comes with immediate baggage.  It is a horrible thing… he seems controlling right off the bat too.

24th was Derrick who introduced himself as “Shooter”, he told her it’s a nickname which he will explain inside and tell her his real name inside.  Not a smart idea, he made a fool of himself in the end when he said that his nickname was from college because he came too early.  Gross.

25th was Jason from Denver.  He climbed over the car and did a back flip.  Pretty impressive, but if that’s how he needs to leave an impression on Ali, that’s sad.  He was the last to meet her, that is the best chance of getting on her mind.  Idiot… he will be called the “Acrobat”.

Justin got all the votes from the guys that he’s there for the wrong reason he was “floored”. Ali went to talk to him as he traveled away on his crutches. She disagreed with the guys and gave him a rose. But the first impression rose went to Roberto. I saw that coming from the start!
These are the top 15 guys who stayed in rose ceremony order:
1. Jesse “Sexy Jesse”
2. Ty “Tennessee Ty”
3. Craig R “Mr. Potato Head”
4. Tyler V “Fight Club”
5. Frank “Four Eyes”
6. Steve “Curly Q”
7. Chris L. “Cape Cod”
8. Kirk “Mike Seaver”
9. John C “The Proposal”
10. Chris Nervous
11. Chris H “Cute Chris”
12. Hunter “Monkey Man”
13. Craig M “Uncle Jesse”
14. Jonathan Weatherman “Motormouth”
15. Kasey “Heimlich”

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Roberto and Chris L! We know this from good ole Reality Steve. He was right about Vienna, I’m assuming he’s right about this. I will keep you posted on who the winner is as soon as it is leaked!

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