After this whole Big Bird (Vienna Girardi) and Bachelor Jake Pavelka break-up, we wonder what went wrong… or not, right?  Wasn’t right from the start clearly, but apparently he wasn’t interested in sex… but who would be with Big Bird?  Is he gay or just not that into her?  Hmm…  By looking at this picture, I say the verdict is… gay…

“Even though she was in love with him, she knew he didn’t love her, ” a source claims.

Vienna eventually came to the conclusion that the real reason for Jake’s aversion to intimacy with her was not his religious ideals but his lack of interest in women. “He just wasn’t ever physical with her,” the source added. “Vienna told me, ‘I don’t think Jake is into girls.’”

The source confirmed Vienna’s accusations that Jake’s affections were purely for publicity reasons. “He was only nice to her in front of the camera and he was only affectionate on the red carpet,” the source added.

Vienna told Star magazine that she went six months without physical affection from Jake. She goes into his excuses in great detail, including Jake telling her that premarital sex was a sin. The magazine, which goes on sale this week, fills in the blanks of what was happening – or, actually, NOT happening — behind closed doors.

Who the hell would stay in a relationship where the guy didn’t touch you for 6 months? What is up with that? I’d go crazy! Jake, dude, it’s 2010, premarital sex is not a sin honey.

I think he is gay… to be completely honest. He probably picked Vienna in the end because he thought she was a sex vixen and maybe would be able to turn him straight. Who knows. But, I’m not surprised there are accusations of him being gay.

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