After 36 hours of dental work, along with Botox and laser treatments, Mackenzie Phillips showed off her new $50,000 face on Good Morning America yesterday (3/17/2010). I think she looks pretty good, and not too fake…

The former child star, last in the spotlight for alleging incest at the hands of father John Phillips, debuted her Botox, Restylane, laser treatments, dental work, and hair extensions yesterday on Good Morning America. “I’ve no desire to erase anything,” she says. “I’m really happy.”

Glad to hear she is really happy. I’d be scarred for life and I wouldn’t even want to imagine going through what she went through, what a sad sad story she told about her childhood.

Apparently Bethenny Frankel is 7-months pregnant, and is just now trading her skinny jeans for maternity pants.  It doesn’t even look like she is pregnant.  It looks like she is bloated from her period or something like that. She actually looks like she is at a healthy weight for once…

“I got them today at a photo shoot and bought them [on the set],” she tells Moms & Babies of her Mylo Dweck Maternity skinny jeans ($60) at the New York premiere of The Bounty Hunter on Tuesday.

“I do yoga, so I think I’ll be okay,” says the reality TV star. “I don’t think I will do breathing classes.”

“Either I’ve had what I think is an easy pregnancy, or everyone is overly dramatic. I’m not the obsessed pregnant person,” Frankel, 39, explains. “I’m not the first person who has ever been pregnant, and I won’t be the last.”

Wow, she is lucky she had such an easy pregnancy but to say that people are overly dramatic is just rude. I personally have never gone through a pregnancy but I know they aren’t easy, and women get sick, tired, and completely run down. I know everyone just LOVES Bethenny, but quite honestly, I think she’s a bitch. Yeah, she is witty and funny and says what she thinks, but I do think she is malicious at times.  She’s not even pretty… and her super square jaw line is wider than her hips…

More about Bethenny after the jump.

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On an E! True Hollywood Story about Kendra Wilkinson it was revealed to us that she had a serious coke problem in her teens.  I love Kendra and i love her laugh which is contagious, and I am happy to hear that this is far in the past.  You would never know from looking at her that she used to have a problem, she is always energetic and glowing.

She gave up the white stuff after a bad overdose when she really thought that she was going to die.

Discussing the harrowing ordeal in her ‘E! True Hollywood Story’ TV documentary, the 24-year-old star said: “I was bleeding from every hole in my body and I really thought I was going to die that night. But you know what, I survived, and I swear it was a couple of days after that that I had an epiphany. I just stopped drugs, stopped smoking cigarettes, stopped everything and went home.”

She recalled: “All of a sudden my friends broke out this white stuff. I started feeling pretty good. That was the start of my drug days.”

Kendra was only 13 years old when she first tried cocaine, and by the time she was 15 she was regularly abusing several drugs, and as a result feeling suicidal. 13 is so young! I hadn’t even tried weed at 13, let alone cocaine.
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Every Tuesday night I watch The Millionaire Matchmaker with Patti Stanger.  Of course every week I have a ton of laughs… this past episode got me good.  As you can see in the clip above, this guy, Alan, gets called out about his hair by Patti.  She says he’d be cute if he didn’t have “bozo hair” then he corrects her and says it’s “Twilight hair” and Twilight is HOT.

It’s funny because it is the exact ‘do that Edward Cullen rocks in The Twilight Saga.  I think Rob Pattinson is hot, but for a dude to be copying his hair without the face to go with it?  No, not so hot.  I do like Alan’s point of view though on having a flaw makes you real when Patti wants to see his teeth and there is one missing on the bottom.  Good for you Alan, gives you character, right?

Usually known for being a total douchebag… Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag’s husband, has decided to take a break from MTV’s The Hills to join the fight against cyber terrorism. Even though he will appear in the 6th season of the hit show, he is now focusing on something a little more important than reality TV.

Bill Beasley, president of American Defense Enterprises, a firearms training firm in Los Angeles, told FoxNews.com that he and Pratt are in the “beginning stages” of negotiations to start a cybersecurity venture.

“He’s always been very patriotic,” Beasley said Monday. “What you see on television is not him. He’s moving out of the Hollywood portion of his life.”

“Upon learning of President Obama’s declaration that the ‘cyber threat is one of the most serious economic and national security challenges we face as a nation,’ I have decided to refocus my energy and devote my full resources to helping America face this and other unprecedented challenges,” Pratt told People.

“My new mission is this: To do my part in maintaining the technological superiority of the U.S. military and prevent emerging technologies from threatening our nation’s security.”

Pratt actually contacted Beasley a few years ago when he and his wife received death threats online. I wonder why…
He wanted to learn how to protect himself. It is nice to hear that Spencer is actually going to use his money to help America. Hopefully he doesn’t have ulterior motives behind this act of kindness. He may not be such a scumbag after all. At the same time, this kind of scares me that the government is allowing this kind of person to work for them.

[via FOX News]

Why and how is this girl getting acting gigs?  Heidi Montag has been successful alongside her douchebag husband, Spencer Pratt, at being some of the most annoying people in the world.  They should win an award for being the absolute worst at life.  Now she is going to have a cameo in Adam Sandler’s upcoming comedy, Just Go With It.  She is obviously doing something right, right?

The Hills star has landed a cameo role in the romantic comedy, which boasts an all-star cast including Sandler, Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman.

In a post on her Twitter.com page, Montag writes, “I was just cast in my first feature film comedy! I start filming Monday!!!!! This is one of the best days of my life!!! Getting ice cream to celebrate.”

The movie is set for release next year (11)

[via Contact Music]

Come on, Adam.  Why are you doing this to us?? I’m surprised she went to get ice cream to celebrate and not some botox to hide every expression in her face. Weird…

Ugh, enough of this girl already. It’s bad enough we have to watch her on The Hills… now in a movie with Adam Sandler? I love him, but how am I going to pay money to contribute to her, the queen of superficial?

So, looks like it is confirmed that Lady Gaga is no hermaphrodite… unless she had it taken care of if you know what I mean.  Her new nine minute long music video for her new song Telephone had me shocked that they really said, “I told you she didn’t have a dick,” after the cops strip her down and she jumps on the bars of her jail cell exposing her blurred out hoo-ha.

Check out the brand new video after the jump.

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Heidi Montag is trying so hard to make it in the music industry… too hard.  She needs to realize that she has no talent and that she can have all the plastic surgery in the world, and hire as many managers possible, nothing will get her where she wants to be.  Face it, dummy.

Heidi Montag is getting serious about her career, and that means getting a new manager…a psychic manager. “No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career,” the reality star tells People. Replacing Spencer Pratt, who has had the gig for five years, is Aiden Chase, whom Montag calls a “healer intuitive.”

She goes on to use lots of words like “light,” “love,” and “negative energy” before getting to the bottom line: “Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has.” Besides, you should “Never mix business and pleasure,” says Montag. “We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi.”

[via Newser]

She should of included: “Also, no longer is my face my face.”  The girl makes herself look dumber and dumber.  Really Heidi?  A psychic?  He should foresee… NOTHING in your future in the music industry.  Maybe she should look into designing barbie dolls that look like her or something like that… I could really see her doing that.

I came across the coolest, most original engagement photos and save the dates.  I have never seen anything like this before, and would never of thought of it, but it is pretty kick ass.

From Kelty, Jeff and Stacey are dear friends that I’ve known since childhood and (being the crazy iron man triathletes they are) they were game for an underwater engagement shoot, replete with wedding ensembles, underwater kisses, dancing, and diving. They’ve been all over the world together but had a distinct vision for their engagement shoot and save the date cards, choosing the pool they grew up swimming in.

This seems like a couple that really knows how to have fun. What a great start to a life together. How creative they are too. I mean, this idea for engagement pictures is totally out of the box. I am not sure if it’s ever even been done before. The photography is done really well and the couple is beautiful together, especially underwater. LOVE IT!
More pictures of the couple underwater and their save the dates after the jump.

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I am glad to see Freddie Prinze Jr’s face back on TV.  He is definitely one celebrity I would give anything to spend a night with.  Anyway, he is back on TV as Agent Cole Ortiz on this season’s 24.

He and his wife, Sarah Michelle Gellar, have a 5-month-old daughter, Charlotte Grace.  Changing her diaper is one of his best skills when it comes to parenting.  How cute that they have stayed together all these years!

“I’m good at it. I’m fast,” first-time dad Prinze Jr. told George Lopez on Tuesday’s Lopez Tonight. “I can time myself, 46 seconds.”

“Diaper, that’s it, that’s all I got,” he said. “I just tried to work the car seat. You gotta like adjust the seat belts. ‘Adjust the seat belt’ is so much more complicated than what my brain can handle.”

[via People]

Hmmm…. I wouldn’t say that something is more complicated than my brain can handle… out loud.  That is just asking for it.  He is super hot, so we will let him get away with it.  AND he changes the baby’s diapers, so there are some points right there.  What a sexy good dad!

On top of being a gorgeous little family, Charlotte Grace was voted most popular baby name.  How cute!