I took some heat for my article the other day about how much fabric it took to make Precious star, Gabourey Sidibe’s dress for the Oscars.  I wasn’t the only one thinking bad thoughts about Sidibe’s obvious weight problem, Howard Stern had quite a few things to say about the actress… as did Joy Behar, and Brett Michaels.

“There’s the most enormous, fat black chick I’ve ever seen. She is enormous,” Stern ranted. “Everyone’s pretending she’s a part of show business and she’s never going to be in another movie.

“She should have gotten the Best Actress award because she’s never going to have another shot. What movie is she gonna be in?”

The shock jock knocked Winfrey, who praised Sidibe at the Academy Awards on Sunday night and said she was sure the actress would have a long, fruitful career.

“Oprah’s another liar, a filthy liar,” Stern, 56, said. “She’s telling an enormous woman the size of a planet that she’s going to have a career.”

[via NY Daily News]

In the fat actress’s defense… no, not Kirstie Alley, she actually has some great things in the near future for her. I wasn’t knocking her career like he did, but I can see where he was coming from. He was wrong though saying she’s never going to be in another movie because she is set to star in the upcoming feature film Yelling To The Sky. According to “Access Hollywood,” Sidibe is also set to have a recurring part in Showtime’s new dark comedy series, The Big C.

Check out what was said about Sidibe on Joy Behar after the jump…

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It was bound to happen sooner or later wasn’t it?   I mean you had to think that at some point Lady Gaga would officially be termed “unsafe.”  Well now she is.

POP phenomenon Lady Gaga took her pledge never to be seen in normal clothes to a dangerous new level when her legs began to swell on a flight from London to the US due to another odd outfit.

The US singer boarded a long-haul flight at Heathrow Airport wearing black and yellow tape and giant blue shoes designed by her friend, the late Alexander McQueen, and needed to be undressed by cabin crew later on

Well we’re all glad you’re being so “true” to yourself Lady. Are you happy about this? Wearing tape? Really? There’s fashion statement and then there’s borderline insane. I just can’t buy that she isn’t at least a little certifiable.

Can’t really have too much of a Poker Face when your legs are swelling up in front of your friends.

[Via Couriermail]

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This woman was singing her heart out to Empire State Of Mind by Jay-Z.  I liked the opening the break-dancing guy gave her.  This guy was dancing up a storm, but this woman definitely had EVERYONE’s attention at the bar.  Enjoy the video and share some if you have any!!!

We all hear that we shouldn’t drink and drive, text and drive, or even talk on your cell phone and drive. There is something else we need to be cautious about. Don’t try and shave your private parts and drive. I thought that was just common sense but apparently not. I feel like this would only happen in Florida…

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

“She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit,” Trooper Gary Dunick said. “If I wasn’t there, I wouldn’t have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot … who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, ‘Nothing will ever beat this.’ Well, this takes it.”

“My phone has been ringing off the hook all day, and I know there’s a funny side to this, but it’s also deadly serious. This is a scary road and a lot of bad wrecks are caused by dumb stuff like this,” Dunick said. “It is unbelievable. I’m really starting to believe this stuff only happens in the Keys.”

[via Keys News]

As if she wasn’t already a complete moron for attempting to shave while driving, she wasn’t evens upposed to be driving her 1995 Ford Thunderbird.  The day before this idiotic attempt of shaving and driving, Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI, she was ordered to impound her car, and her driver’s license was revoked for 5 years, and when she does get it back she must have a breathalyzer ignition interlock device on any vehicle she drives.  On top of all that fun stuff, she was also sentenced to nine months probation.

Wouldn’t you think if you JUST had court for something to do with driving, that you would be careful on the road?  I guess not everyone thinks that way…

I came across the coolest, most original engagement photos and save the dates.  I have never seen anything like this before, and would never of thought of it, but it is pretty kick ass.

From Kelty, Jeff and Stacey are dear friends that I’ve known since childhood and (being the crazy iron man triathletes they are) they were game for an underwater engagement shoot, replete with wedding ensembles, underwater kisses, dancing, and diving. They’ve been all over the world together but had a distinct vision for their engagement shoot and save the date cards, choosing the pool they grew up swimming in.

This seems like a couple that really knows how to have fun. What a great start to a life together. How creative they are too. I mean, this idea for engagement pictures is totally out of the box. I am not sure if it’s ever even been done before. The photography is done really well and the couple is beautiful together, especially underwater. LOVE IT!
More pictures of the couple underwater and their save the dates after the jump.

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I am glad to see Freddie Prinze Jr’s face back on TV.  He is definitely one celebrity I would give anything to spend a night with.  Anyway, he is back on TV as Agent Cole Ortiz on this season’s 24.

He and his wife, Sarah Michelle Gellar, have a 5-month-old daughter, Charlotte Grace.  Changing her diaper is one of his best skills when it comes to parenting.  How cute that they have stayed together all these years!

“I’m good at it. I’m fast,” first-time dad Prinze Jr. told George Lopez on Tuesday’s Lopez Tonight. “I can time myself, 46 seconds.”

“Diaper, that’s it, that’s all I got,” he said. “I just tried to work the car seat. You gotta like adjust the seat belts. ‘Adjust the seat belt’ is so much more complicated than what my brain can handle.”

[via People]

Hmmm…. I wouldn’t say that something is more complicated than my brain can handle… out loud.  That is just asking for it.  He is super hot, so we will let him get away with it.  AND he changes the baby’s diapers, so there are some points right there.  What a sexy good dad!

On top of being a gorgeous little family, Charlotte Grace was voted most popular baby name.  How cute!

If any of you have been following the news, this guy, Robert Halderman was finally taken in on charges.

David Letterman’s extortionist, a former producer for the CBS news program “48 Hours Mystery, pleaded guilty Tuesday to attempting to extort $2 million dollars from Letterman by threatening to reveal affairs with women who worked on his CBS late show.

And that lead me to think of some other people out there who might actually be worth extorting from. Sure, Letterman is an easy target but he seems like a fun enough guy where I wouldn’t want to take two million bucks from him.

Here are five people I would love to take advantage of.

Lindsay Lohan – she sucks, period. Trying to get 100 million out of E-trade because of a baby commercial? Yeah. She sucks.
Heidi Montag – I’d like to extort some of that plastic and build something out of it.
Spencer Pratt – Just because
Jay Leno – He’s got over 100 cars, I’m sure he’d give up a few. Plus, he sucks.
Khloe Kardashian – She’s just not nearly as hot as her sisters

Avatar star, Zoe Saldana, can’t live without sex. She loves it (who doesn’t?).

The ‘Avatar’ actress – who lives with her long-term boyfriend Keith Britton – is proud of her body and thinks people should be encouraged to take a greater interest in their sexuality from a young age to stop them turning to crime.

She said: “S is for Sex. Love it, love it, love it”can’t live without it.

“I love sex. I love skin. I don’t believe the body is something to hide. I think in American society we’re messing up our kids by taking away the education on, and awareness of, our sexuality and replacing it with violence, guns and video games-and we’re breeding little criminals.”

[via Contact Music]

I can see where she is coming from with that, but would it really turn people away from crime? I think that is a little bit of a long shot. Good for her that she is so passionate and in love but I don’t think sex is going to prevent any criminals from being criminals. If anything, it could create more rapists. Not a good thought.

For all you Twilight fans out there, here is the first look at the newest Eclipse trailer which was released this morning 3/10/2010.  I can’t wait for New Moon to come out on DVD March 20th.  But, even more, I can’t wait for the third film in The Twilight Saga, Eclipse, to come out!  I don’t want to wait until June 30th to see it!  Hopefully time flies by.

I don’t know what it is about Bella (Kristen Stewart) and Edward (Robert Pattinson) that I love so much, but it is clear I am not the only one.  If you can’t wait for Eclipse, check out Pattinson’s latest film, Remember Me, in theaters Friday (3/12/2010).

Here is another Eclipse trailer.