I took some heat for my article the other day about how much fabric it took to make Precious star, Gabourey Sidibe’s dress for the Oscars.  I wasn’t the only one thinking bad thoughts about Sidibe’s obvious weight problem, Howard Stern had quite a few things to say about the actress… as did Joy Behar, and Brett Michaels.

“There’s the most enormous, fat black chick I’ve ever seen. She is enormous,” Stern ranted. “Everyone’s pretending she’s a part of show business and she’s never going to be in another movie.

“She should have gotten the Best Actress award because she’s never going to have another shot. What movie is she gonna be in?”

The shock jock knocked Winfrey, who praised Sidibe at the Academy Awards on Sunday night and said she was sure the actress would have a long, fruitful career.

“Oprah’s another liar, a filthy liar,” Stern, 56, said. “She’s telling an enormous woman the size of a planet that she’s going to have a career.”

[via NY Daily News]

In the fat actress’s defense… no, not Kirstie Alley, she actually has some great things in the near future for her. I wasn’t knocking her career like he did, but I can see where he was coming from. He was wrong though saying she’s never going to be in another movie because she is set to star in the upcoming feature film Yelling To The Sky. According to “Access Hollywood,” Sidibe is also set to have a recurring part in Showtime’s new dark comedy series, The Big C.

Check out what was said about Sidibe on Joy Behar after the jump…

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Durex PleasureMax condoms look like they’re worth trying out.  Now you can ensure maximum stimulation for you and your partner.  The specially designed shape with uniquely positioned ribs and raised dots give extra intensity of feeling for both you and your partner.  Everyone’s a winner with this ultimate condom.

Pleasure Max condoms have two sections of ribs, we counted 8 ribs at the top and 24 ribs at the bottom. The ribs along with hundreds of raised studs are sure to increase her pleasure but the condom is also wider at the top with a contoured shape to increase comfort and pleasure for him. Durex PleasureMax condoms have a low latex scent and each condom is electronically tested for safety and reliability. Durex, the world’s leading condom brand with over 75 years of quality and experience.

You can score 500 of these things for just $59.99!!  The picture above isn’t REALLY what the condoms look like, just a funny interpretation.  I’m hoping you got that… real picture after the jump. Continue Reading »

This woman was singing her heart out to Empire State Of Mind by Jay-Z.  I liked the opening the break-dancing guy gave her.  This guy was dancing up a storm, but this woman definitely had EVERYONE’s attention at the bar.  Enjoy the video and share some if you have any!!!

We all hear that we shouldn’t drink and drive, text and drive, or even talk on your cell phone and drive. There is something else we need to be cautious about. Don’t try and shave your private parts and drive. I thought that was just common sense but apparently not. I feel like this would only happen in Florida…

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

“She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit,” Trooper Gary Dunick said. “If I wasn’t there, I wouldn’t have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot … who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, ‘Nothing will ever beat this.’ Well, this takes it.”

“My phone has been ringing off the hook all day, and I know there’s a funny side to this, but it’s also deadly serious. This is a scary road and a lot of bad wrecks are caused by dumb stuff like this,” Dunick said. “It is unbelievable. I’m really starting to believe this stuff only happens in the Keys.”

[via Keys News]

As if she wasn’t already a complete moron for attempting to shave while driving, she wasn’t evens upposed to be driving her 1995 Ford Thunderbird.  The day before this idiotic attempt of shaving and driving, Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI, she was ordered to impound her car, and her driver’s license was revoked for 5 years, and when she does get it back she must have a breathalyzer ignition interlock device on any vehicle she drives.  On top of all that fun stuff, she was also sentenced to nine months probation.

Wouldn’t you think if you JUST had court for something to do with driving, that you would be careful on the road?  I guess not everyone thinks that way…

I have been waiting and waiting for 90210 to return to my Tuesday nights.  It is finally back with a lot of good stuff going on.  The kiss between Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) and Gia (Rumer Willis) finally happened… it was pretty gross but it was not what I expected.  Liam (Matt Lanter) and Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord) finally got together, and that wasn’t what I expected either.  I think Annie (Shenae Grimes) is making it so that everyone hates her again.  And Dixon (Tristan Wilds) is still trying to get back together with Silver (Jessica Stroup).

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Robbie Williams blames his weight gain last year on this stuff called marijuana.  He says that after lighting up, he’d get hungry.  Hmm… I’ve never heard of people getting hungry from weed… what a strange excuse. Come on now, we all know the reefer makes you fat.  He says that 2009 was the year of the munchies.

The singer, who had a long battle with drink, drugs and depression, said smoking it made him binge on food and his weight ballooned.
Speaking in the Radio Times, the 36-year-old said: “Did you see me last year? Have a look at last year. Yep. Year of the Munchie 2009. Weed, it’s such a lovely drug. But it doesn’t mix well with me – at all.”
He added: “It’s just a shame about weed, because I did love it.”
Williams, whose song Morning Sun is the official charity track for Sport Relief, told of his last spell in rehab, for prescription drug addiction, on his 33rd birthday.
He said: “I was dying. I got to the point where I really, genuinely didn’t care. I’d just got fat and depressed before. Then this one was like, ‘You might die.’”
But he was “not at all” bothered by the prospect of dying.
The singer said he was first given cocaine by an early 1980s pop star who thought he was joking when he said he didn’t know what to do with it.

[via London Evening Standard]

It’s funny to read this about Williams being fat last year but sad about the drug problem. I am genuinely happy for him that he is done with drugs. Hopefully when he finally marries his girlfriend, Ayda Field, it will help him stay away from the drug scene.

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Precious star, Gabourey Sidibe, looked ginormous great on the red carpet last night… not.  How much fabric did that take to make her dress?  I don’t even know or care what she had to say on the red carpet with Ryan Seacrest but she did say something that made my friend say something pretty damn funny.  She says, “I’m a normal person..”  No idea what she was referring to but my friend said, “No you’re not, you ate a normal person”.

Then they switch and show Jay Manuel, the guy with the white/gray hair, (why is his hair that color by the way?) from America’s Next Top Model and Giuliana Rancic from Giuliana and Bill. The two of them agree with each other and think she is SO cute.  Really?  How is that possible?  And who the hell designed Sidibe’s dress and how long did that take?

Brad Paisley fell during his concert in Charleston, SC, Saturday night (March 6, 2010) and ended up in the hospital.  I don’t even know his music but shoot, he took a hard ass fall.  He seems like a cool dude because of the fact that he tweeted:

“Allright, whoever posts the YouTube footage of it gets a meet and greet. I have got to see it. I hit hard. And I mean freaking hard.”

[via Bitten and Bound]

Thank God he didn’t suffer any serious injuries, just has some bad bruises.  The video above shows his baddd fall.  Check out some more bad falls during concerts after the jump.

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One of my favorite things to do while out having a couple drinks is people watching.  Most of the time the people are so drunk that they have no idea anyone is watching and/or laughing.  This was great, having the camera set up across the bar from these two women dancing it up…

Another funny thing to me is people dancing on the dance floor, which isn’t really even a dance floor.  Love this stuff.  Does anyone else enjoy people watching as much as I do?

Through Craigslist it has been made apparent that a penis has gone missing. No, not a real penis, that would make this story freakin’ awesome… it is just a sculpture of an artist’s member.

A poster says: “Lost penis sculpture. Last seen on February 4th, 2010 around 1 a.m. on display during the art show BYOA at X Initiative located on 548 W 22nd St. The art piece is a life size realistic sculpture of the artist’s penis and testicles made out of resin and beard hair. There were four Mark Billy penises on display but only one peach colored one went missing.”

What’s funny is that it is supposedly a life size of the artist’s own ding dong, wouldn’t you think he’d want it to look bigger, and harder? Just saying…

Maybe there was a shim who was missing a penis to complete their male look and she snatched it?  But, didn’t she ever hear of strap ons?  Hopefully they find this missing dick soon!