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Jun 24 2010

Big Bird Says Jake Isn’t Into Girls

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After this whole Big Bird (Vienna Girardi) and Bachelor Jake Pavelka break-up, we wonder what went wrong… or not, right?  Wasn’t right from the start clearly, but apparently he wasn’t interested in sex… but who would be with Big Bird?  Is he gay or just not that into her?  Hmm…  By looking at this picture, I say the verdict is… gay…

“Even though she was in love with him, she knew he didn’t love her, ” a source claims.

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Jun 22 2010

HA! Big Bird And Bachelor Jake Are Dunzo

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Not like we ever expected to hear this, but Vienna Girardi and Jake Pavelka, the most recent Bachelor couple have called it quits.  Maybe she realized how damn boring and dorky he is and she couldn’t pretend to be having fun anymore?

“Jake and Vienna have split,” says Janice Lee, a rep for the couple. “They appreciate the respect for their privacy at this time.”

No reason was given. After Pavelka, 32, was eliminated from Dancing With the Stars in late April, he spoke of needing to spend time with Girardi to “focus on our relationship and just see where life takes us right after that.”

At the moment, Pavelka is in Atlanta, taping a guest stint on the Lifetime series Drop Dead Diva; Girardi is in Los Angeles.

After Vienna won Jake’s heart on The Bachelor I had thought that just MAYBE they were right for each other, considering he sucks at life, and she’s a party girl. Total opposites are sometimes perfect for each other. Guess not in this case. But hey, now she’s famous! Let’s see what she does with this new fame.
[via People]

Check out the stupidest picture EVER of Jake after the jump! Seriously sad… he is trying to be sexy, but then you think about his dorky dancing, and his dorky voice and it is just plain nauseating.
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Jun 21 2010

Snoop Dogg: Oh Sookie… Let Me Get In Yo Head

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True Blood just gets better and better.  This past episode, we see Sookie (Anna Paquin) say her name like Bill (Stephen Moyer) does… I rewound it and laughed SO hard.  Just the way Bill says her name rules, and to hear her say it like he does was just amazeballs.

I LOVE that werewolves are now involved, and Cooter (Grant Bowler), the leader of the pack… damn, he is another hot one to drool over.  Nice job HBO.  And the new British vampire Franklin (James Frain) was pretty bad ass.  When he held those guys that were being racist, for Tara (Rutina Wesley) to punch the crap out of, that ruled.  She is one tough bitch.

Snoop Dogg even made a music video about Sookie and he is the “Tru Pimp”.  Only Snoop can get away with something like this.  The song isn’t great or anything, but it is friggin hilarious if you listen to everything he says.  Check out the video after the jump!

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Jun 15 2010

Heimlich Is Out Of His Mind And Rico Suave Is Still Sexy On The Bachelorette

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The Bachelorette is playing out exactly how Reality Steve has predicted, so far.  I have faith in him, considering he knew Vienna was the winner of The Bachelor with Jake, before the show even aired.  He knew everything, so why would he be wrong now?  If I had it my way, if I were Ali… on the first episode I would’ve gotten rid of EVERYONE except for Kirk, Chris L., Roberto, and Jesse.

Last night’s episode, we really got to see that Kasey, a.k.a. “Heimlich”, is a true nutjob.  Chris L. said he is going to be the tattoo bachelorette guy for the rest of his life.  True, very true.  Kasey wants to guard and protect Ali’s heart… we must of heard it a million times with his stupid voice.  Best part is… he didn’t even get to show Ali that stupid tattoo.  Funny thing is, if he had, he definitely would’ve scared her off and she wouldn’t have kept him around.  What a LOSER Kasey is!  I can’t stand the sound of his voice.  I’d rather watch the Weatherman (or Weatherfairy as Reality Steve likes to call him) for hours than listen to Kasey talk for 5 seconds.

Find out who got the roses and even more after the jump!

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Jun 11 2010

Kristin Has OCD AND Megan Fox Thumbs

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Has anyone been watching this new show on VH1 called “The OCD Project”? I hate to say, but I absolutely love it and I’m addicted. I was watching and I realized that Kristin, the blond, who clearly has the worst case of OCD out of everyone in the house, has the same toe thumbs as Megan Fox! Someone else I know with those thumbs is pretty OCD herself. Just saying…

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This show is awesome, and I really hope that Dr. David Tolin can help these people get over their OCD, especially Kristin. She is so sad to watch, and here I am calling her out on her thumbs. Whatevs. She obviously has bigger problems to focus on. I am looking forward to watching them all progress and get over their fears.

Check out Megan’s famous thumbs after the jump!
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Jun 09 2010

Jersey Shore Isn’t Just Douche-Bag Central… It Is Also STD Central

MTV’s The Jersey Shore is one of my favorite shows, sadly…  Well, MTV glamorizes hooking up, so what happens when people hook up randomly with other people?  STDs happen… that’s what.  The show’s creator said that “the Jersey Shore house is STD central”.  What do their parents think?  Their kids are on a show and there are rumors they have STDs?  I wouldn’t be surprised, but at the same time, I would think you’d have to get tested to be on one of these shows…. like you do on The Bachelor.  But I guess this isn’t anywhere as classy as The Bachelor.

In a roundtable discussion of reality show execs published in The Hollywood Reporter, SallyAnn Salsano, creator of “Jersey Shore,” said STDs are a constant concern.

“I do a full medical (for cast members), but I also do a lot of STD stuff,” she said. “Like everyone on the set has to take (herpes medication) Valtrex.” “We hand it out like M&Ms,” Salsano said. “‘Hey kids, it’s time for Valtrex!’ It’s like a herpes nest. They’re all in there mixing it up.”

Find out what The Situation had to say about this after the jump!
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Jun 04 2010

They Say You Get Better With Age…

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Some people get a thousand times better looking with age, actually, I personally think most people do. That is definitely the case for a lot of celebrities. Maybe it is Hollywood that should take all of the credit, or is it just good genes? These celebrities have definitely gotten MUCH hotter with age.  Look at Charlize Theron… minus the glasses and add some high-lights and a tan… bada-bing… a hot blond!

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May 26 2010

Adrien Brody Buys Sex Barn

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Adrien Brody’s new film “Splice” looks like it is either going to rule or be a total flop.  I like Brody a lot, I loved him in “The Jacket”  I’m hoping this movie is up there with that one.  In one of the scenes Brody has sex with the creature he and his lab partner created… didn’t see any romance coming out of that move… especially between two different species.

Oscar winner ADRIEN BRODY has bought the historic barn in which his character has sex with a laboratory experiment gone wrong in new film SPLICE.

The actor is assembling the old building on his New York state farm.

He says, “I had such an intimate scene and that’s where the scene takes place – in the barn, and I wanted to keep the memory.

“They (crew) were gonna dismantle it and I didn’t know what was gonna happen. What they did was they found this beautiful early 19th century barn in northern Canada, they dismantled it, they reassembled it in a soundstage… and they didn’t know what they were gonna do with it, so I said, ‘I’ll take it’.”

Does he have a thing for lab experiment sex? Pretty kinky Brody…

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May 23 2010

Crook Busted After Being Found Hiding In A Pile Of Teddy Bears

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Some moron ran away from the cops at a carnival and decided the perfect place to hide would be in a pile of teddy bears.  Smart one, buddy.  When his sneakers were sticking out, he was found!  Surprise!

He might have gotten away with it, but for those darn sneakers. An El Paso man running from the law at a carnival was captured when police said they spotted David Caro’s sneakers poking out beneath a pile of stuffed teddy bears. Authorities say Caro was trying to hide after ditching his car during a traffic stop Thursday.

Police said Caro had swerved into the path of a motorcycle officer to avoid being pulled over. Once inside the carnival, police saw Caro’s shoes in the stuffed teddy bear pile and arrested him. He was charged with evading arrest and aggravated assault against a public servant.

He should of learned from E.T. when he hid in the dolls… he did a much better job of blending in…
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May 21 2010

Tattoos Really Don’t Hurt THAT Bad!

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This girl REALLY wanted a tattoo on her arm. She sat there crying and screaming like a little girl throwing a temper tantrum while the tattoo artist dug away at her arm. A little over dramatic, you think? I do like her blood curdling scream… pretty damn funny…
You better put your volume on low or else anyone who hears you will think you’re watching someone lose their virginity or something along those lines… This 23-year-old dummy thought it would be a swell idea to get a tattoo but she didn’t get the memo that needles do actually hurt.
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