Steve Perry is NOT very happy with Sarah Silverman these days. Supposedly she thinks he is a racist.

Silverman refused to name names in her interview with Playboy magazine, but hinted that the “onetime lead singer of a very popular band from the 1980s” was Perry, joking, “I’ll just say this: After that, I stopped believin’,” which the rocker took as a reference to Journey hit Don’t Stop Believin’.

She claimed the mystery man approached her after a show and said, “You’re my favorite comedian – you have the best n**ger jokes.”

But Perry wasn’t laughing when he read the article, insisting he has never used the “n-word”.

He tells Rolling Stone magazine, “I’m really shocked. She was so friendly and so nice. I don’t understand why she would go there, it’s so bizarre. I don’t use that word, are you kidding? That’s so derogatory.

“I walked up to her after the show and I said, ‘I can’t believe that somehow you seem to be getting away with all these slurs and the n-word, I just can’t believe how you’re doing this,’ and I looked at my friend and I said, ‘I can’t believe how she’s getting away with this,’ and she looked at me and kind of smiled. It wasn’t like I was condemning her or condoning her.”

But Perry has no plans to boycott the outrageous comedienne’s shows: “You’ve gotta see her show because she uses every ethnic slur known to man that historically has been very unforgivable.”

I’m sorry, but everyone uses the n-word. It isn’t always used in a mean or racist way, but come on now… don’t say you would never say that, Perry. It is in tons of songs these days, as well as years and years ago. If you use the word in a malicious way, yes, you are a bigot asshole. But at the same time, comedians make racist jokes about every race. They don’t discriminate fool!

Either way, Sarah Silverman is freakin’ hilarious and I would kill to see her live. Who cares if Perry said that, as long as he isn’t actually racist, then what the hell does it matter?

Since late December there has been a sicko creepy dude walking around Jersey City and peeing on the backs of girl’s legs. It has happened on at least seven different occasions.

Nitinkuma A. Patel, 27, of Moller Street, was arrested yesterday after urinating on the leg of a 16-year-old girl shortly before 9 a.m. by Police Officer Mike Meyers, who was staking out the area off Journal Square where all but one of the incidents occurred, Police Deputy Director Peter Nalbach said.

Meyers set up surveillance at 7:25 a.m. at Tuers Avenue and Vroom Street and at 8:52 a.m. he saw the 16-year-old walking east on Vroom on the south side of the street with Patel following her, reports said.

Patel wore gray sweatpants with “a large wet spot around his crotch area,” reports said.

When the girl turned south on Tuers, Meyers got out of his car and began following on the other side of the street and saw Patel run to within six inches of the girl, reports said.

That’s when Patel pulled down the front of his pants and urinated on the girl, reports said, adding that he quickly walked away and right into Meyers’ hands.

Police had been staking out the area for more than two weeks. Patel works at a Jersey City donut shop.

Nalbach said the victims are between the ages of 16 and 25.

Wow, is this sick or what? This reminds me of in Billy Madison when they’re on the third grade field trip and Ernie pees in his pants. Then Billy says peeing in your pants is the coolest, and then it shows all the kids with big wet spots around their crotches.

Patel sounds just like this, except for the fact that he is completely out of his mind. Oh, and he wasn’t just peeing in his pants, he was peeing on innocent people. Is this a new kind of fetish or something? I’ve heard of people getting turned on by peeing on people, but strangers? I don’t get it. What the hell is wrong with people??

[via Jersey City News]

Porn star Joslyn James, one of Tiger’s alleged mistresses, says that “it is time to tell the truth about Tiger”.  Just as we think his life is finally getting back on track after sex rehab and his latest announcement that he is going to return to pro-golf but still needs to work on his personal life, he gets yet another bump in the road.  And apparently Tiger likes it ROUGH.

This afternoon (3/18/2010) on www.sextingjoslynjames.com, she displayed text messages and other revealing items from her time with the golfer.

James purchased the clever domain name and is proclaiming, “It’s time to tell the truth about Tiger.” Our guess is that she didn’t get enough time in front of the media the last go round, and with his return to golf, she thought she’d put herself out there once again.

Woods announced last week, after a five month break from golf, that he will make his return debut by playing in the Masters on April 8th in Augusta.

I actually feel bad for the guy now. He obviously has problems, and sex addiction is a real thing. This porn star bitch just wants some more money and time in the spotlight. But at the same time, I will definitely be looking to see what the text messages said along with thousands of other people!

I do hope for his sake that he is able to get through this and still return to playing golf. Yeah he is a piece of sh*t for cheating on his wife numerous times, but the guy has problems. Feel bad for him… I do.

[via Bitten and Bound]

Some of the sexts after the jump.

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A 300 pound coke dealer called his mom from jail to tell her where another stash was.  Yeah, you read that right… a 300 pound coke dealer… seems like he needs to do some more of that coke. He also has a REALLY cool and necessary tattoo on his BELLY that says “White Boy”. Wow, he is dedicated to his job…

Jails across Florida record every inmate phone call. Inmates know it because there’s a warning at the beginning of every call.

“I listened to the phone conversation and heard his mother ask him if he left anything at Spank’s house,” a detective wrote in his arrest report, mentioning a St. Cloud residence where Mayernik had been arrested late Thursday. “Franco told his mother he left two ounces of powder in the cushion on the couch. ‘Powder’ is street terminology for cocaine.”

Thanks for clearing that up officer. I don’t think anyone knew that ‘powder’ is a street word for cocaine. That’s what those crazy girls are always talking about in the bathroom at clubs… wow, now I get it.

Only in Florida would this happen… sometimes it is embarrassing to live here.  There is so much crime and so many drugs, really?  Why?  Why can’t we just be known for all the old people who can’t drive on the roads and shouldn’t have a license?

Wow do I LOVE public records.  Check out the 300 pounder after the jump. And click here to read the whole story of this family of dummies.

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Every Tuesday night I watch The Millionaire Matchmaker with Patti Stanger.  Of course every week I have a ton of laughs… this past episode got me good.  As you can see in the clip above, this guy, Alan, gets called out about his hair by Patti.  She says he’d be cute if he didn’t have “bozo hair” then he corrects her and says it’s “Twilight hair” and Twilight is HOT.

It’s funny because it is the exact ‘do that Edward Cullen rocks in The Twilight Saga.  I think Rob Pattinson is hot, but for a dude to be copying his hair without the face to go with it?  No, not so hot.  I do like Alan’s point of view though on having a flaw makes you real when Patti wants to see his teeth and there is one missing on the bottom.  Good for you Alan, gives you character, right?

After spending 6 years of her life in Los Angeles, Amanda Seyfried is happy to get out of the crazy city and says she has done all she needs to do. She moved to L.A. at 18 and is ready to leave at 24.
She admits to despising Hollywood after growing up in Pennsylvania all of her life, but she needed to live there to boost her chances of success in her career… which she definitely did. They are obviously two completely different places. I don’t blame her. Walking around in L.A. must cause a ridiculous amount of anxiety for celebrities. Ugh, I would not want to be in their shoes. No wonder why they all end up in rehab… I’d be addicted to xanax for sure if I lived that lifestyle!

She told America’s Esquire magazine, “I sacrificed six years in Los Angeles. I did my job out there. I made the contacts and did the work I had to do.

“But I came here at 18. I’m out of here at 24, and I feel lucky it wasn’t longer.”

Amanda is moving to New York in April which will make her at least 4 hours closer to her British-born boyfriend who co-starred with her in Mamma Mia, Dominic Cooper.

She said: “I bought an apartment in New York but I can’t move in until April because it needs renovating. I was hoping to move there now. But it’s OK. It’s worth it. And I have my relationship overseas, too. So New York’s just so much easier than Los Angeles as I’m always going to London. It’s nice to be closer – even if it’s still a long flight. 11 hours is different from seven.”

I am happy for her for accomplishing her goals at such a young age. She is hilarious and gorgeous. I loved her in Mean Girls when she played a ditsy blond who thought she could predict the weather with her boobs. Then she was the main star in Mamma Mia and was unbelievable. I loved watching her in that movie.

Glad to see her do so well at such a young age.

[via Contact Music]

Want to hear some random ass celebrity gossip?  Probably one of the weirdest things ever?  Mike Tyson is going to have a show about pigeons on Animal Planet.  I would think Heidi Fleiss may have done something like this but never thought Tyson…

Animal Planet is teaming up with the former boxing champ for Taking on Tyson, which will follow his involvement with competitive pigeon racing, Broadcasting & Cable reports. “Tyson’s passion for his pigeons takes my breath away,” gushes an Animal Planet exec. “For years, he has been inspired by these birds that he feels have the ‘biggest heart’ in the animal kingdom.”

“I feel a great pride acting as an official representative for all the pigeon fanciers out there. I want people to see why we love these birds,” says Tyson, who has been raising pigeons his entire life. The show is slated to run in early 2011.

[via Newser]

Last time we heard of Tyson was when he punched Alan in The Hangover!  Now he is back in full effect making pigeons race?  So weird.  Does anyone else find this strange?

More pictures of Tyson and a pigeon after the jump.

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Why and how is this girl getting acting gigs?  Heidi Montag has been successful alongside her douchebag husband, Spencer Pratt, at being some of the most annoying people in the world.  They should win an award for being the absolute worst at life.  Now she is going to have a cameo in Adam Sandler’s upcoming comedy, Just Go With It.  She is obviously doing something right, right?

The Hills star has landed a cameo role in the romantic comedy, which boasts an all-star cast including Sandler, Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman.

In a post on her Twitter.com page, Montag writes, “I was just cast in my first feature film comedy! I start filming Monday!!!!! This is one of the best days of my life!!! Getting ice cream to celebrate.”

The movie is set for release next year (11)

[via Contact Music]

Come on, Adam.  Why are you doing this to us?? I’m surprised she went to get ice cream to celebrate and not some botox to hide every expression in her face. Weird…

Ugh, enough of this girl already. It’s bad enough we have to watch her on The Hills… now in a movie with Adam Sandler? I love him, but how am I going to pay money to contribute to her, the queen of superficial?

Don’t get your ball anywhere near the windmill in this hot new exercise trend.  After seeing nude videos of UFC fighter Chuck Liddell and his girlfriend working out in the buff, and Bengals star Chad Ochocinco (stupid stupid man for making that his name) running around with everything hanging out, funny guy Dax Shepard took it upon himself to have a nude video of his own.  Wait for it…. naked mini-golf.  Watch out, Tiger!

Jimmy Kimmel makes everything funnier, as does Dax Shepard.  This video is hilarious, and only Shepard would do this… or maybe Tom Green if he was still around.  I used to LOVE him.  God do I miss, “my bum is on the couch, my bum is on the couch, look at me, my bum is on my couch”.

I took some heat for my article the other day about how much fabric it took to make Precious star, Gabourey Sidibe’s dress for the Oscars.  I wasn’t the only one thinking bad thoughts about Sidibe’s obvious weight problem, Howard Stern had quite a few things to say about the actress… as did Joy Behar, and Brett Michaels.

“There’s the most enormous, fat black chick I’ve ever seen. She is enormous,” Stern ranted. “Everyone’s pretending she’s a part of show business and she’s never going to be in another movie.

“She should have gotten the Best Actress award because she’s never going to have another shot. What movie is she gonna be in?”

The shock jock knocked Winfrey, who praised Sidibe at the Academy Awards on Sunday night and said she was sure the actress would have a long, fruitful career.

“Oprah’s another liar, a filthy liar,” Stern, 56, said. “She’s telling an enormous woman the size of a planet that she’s going to have a career.”

[via NY Daily News]

In the fat actress’s defense… no, not Kirstie Alley, she actually has some great things in the near future for her. I wasn’t knocking her career like he did, but I can see where he was coming from. He was wrong though saying she’s never going to be in another movie because she is set to star in the upcoming feature film Yelling To The Sky. According to “Access Hollywood,” Sidibe is also set to have a recurring part in Showtime’s new dark comedy series, The Big C.

Check out what was said about Sidibe on Joy Behar after the jump…

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