After this whole Big Bird (Vienna Girardi) and Bachelor Jake Pavelka break-up, we wonder what went wrong… or not, right?  Wasn’t right from the start clearly, but apparently he wasn’t interested in sex… but who would be with Big Bird?  Is he gay or just not that into her?  Hmm…  By looking at this picture, I say the verdict is… gay…

“Even though she was in love with him, she knew he didn’t love her, ” a source claims.

Vienna eventually came to the conclusion that the real reason for Jake’s aversion to intimacy with her was not his religious ideals but his lack of interest in women. “He just wasn’t ever physical with her,” the source added. “Vienna told me, ‘I don’t think Jake is into girls.’”

The source confirmed Vienna’s accusations that Jake’s affections were purely for publicity reasons. “He was only nice to her in front of the camera and he was only affectionate on the red carpet,” the source added.

Vienna told Star magazine that she went six months without physical affection from Jake. She goes into his excuses in great detail, including Jake telling her that premarital sex was a sin. The magazine, which goes on sale this week, fills in the blanks of what was happening – or, actually, NOT happening — behind closed doors.

Who the hell would stay in a relationship where the guy didn’t touch you for 6 months? What is up with that? I’d go crazy! Jake, dude, it’s 2010, premarital sex is not a sin honey.

I think he is gay… to be completely honest. He probably picked Vienna in the end because he thought she was a sex vixen and maybe would be able to turn him straight. Who knows. But, I’m not surprised there are accusations of him being gay.

Not like we ever expected to hear this, but Vienna Girardi and Jake Pavelka, the most recent Bachelor couple have called it quits.  Maybe she realized how damn boring and dorky he is and she couldn’t pretend to be having fun anymore?

“Jake and Vienna have split,” says Janice Lee, a rep for the couple. “They appreciate the respect for their privacy at this time.”

No reason was given. After Pavelka, 32, was eliminated from Dancing With the Stars in late April, he spoke of needing to spend time with Girardi to “focus on our relationship and just see where life takes us right after that.”

At the moment, Pavelka is in Atlanta, taping a guest stint on the Lifetime series Drop Dead Diva; Girardi is in Los Angeles.

After Vienna won Jake’s heart on The Bachelor I had thought that just MAYBE they were right for each other, considering he sucks at life, and she’s a party girl. Total opposites are sometimes perfect for each other. Guess not in this case. But hey, now she’s famous! Let’s see what she does with this new fame.
[via People]

Check out the stupidest picture EVER of Jake after the jump! Seriously sad… he is trying to be sexy, but then you think about his dorky dancing, and his dorky voice and it is just plain nauseating.

True Blood just gets better and better.  This past episode, we see Sookie (Anna Paquin) say her name like Bill (Stephen Moyer) does… I rewound it and laughed SO hard.  Just the way Bill says her name rules, and to hear her say it like he does was just amazeballs.

I LOVE that werewolves are now involved, and Cooter (Grant Bowler), the leader of the pack… damn, he is another hot one to drool over.  Nice job HBO.  And the new British vampire Franklin (James Frain) was pretty bad ass.  When he held those guys that were being racist, for Tara (Rutina Wesley) to punch the crap out of, that ruled.  She is one tough bitch.

Snoop Dogg even made a music video about Sookie and he is the “Tru Pimp”.  Only Snoop can get away with something like this.  The song isn’t great or anything, but it is friggin hilarious if you listen to everything he says.  Check out the video after the jump!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8tODhvb47s

Last night’s episode, we really got to see that Kasey, a.k.a. “Heimlich”, is a true nutjob.  Chris L. said he is going to be the tattoo bachelorette guy for the rest of his life.  True, very true.  Kasey wants to guard and protect Ali’s heart… we must of heard it a million times with his stupid voice.  Best part is… he didn’t even get to show Ali that stupid tattoo.  Funny thing is, if he had, he definitely would’ve scared her off and she wouldn’t have kept him around.  What a LOSER Kasey is!  I can’t stand the sound of his voice.  I’d rather watch the Weatherman (or Weatherfairy as Reality Steve likes to call him) for hours than listen to Kasey talk for 5 seconds.

Find out who got the roses and even more after the jump!

Ali had one-on-one dates with Kasey, which he totally screwed up, but she kept him out of pity, and a date with Chris L. on his birthday when she was super sick.  Ali didn’t give Kasey the rose on the date but wanted to keep him and his stupid voice around for a little longer.  It was obvious Chris L. was going to get a rose.  He is super hot, and they clearly have chemistry… and HELLO, he is in the final two!

The order of the rose ceremony was:

1. Chris L. (Received a rose on his one on one)
2. Kirk (I love Kirk, and thought it was so cute that he put Ali to bed when she wasn’t feeling well)
3. Frank (Frank is a little weird and obsessive… not as bad as Kasey, but could get there for sure)
4. Craig (Really?  This guy brings nothing to the table… I guess he was just a filler this episode)
5. Chris N. (As Reality Steve said, ” I don’t think anyone has ever been on this show three episodes and not said a word. Chris N. is now that guy.” TRUE!!! So funny… I was surprised he was picked as well, another filler, clearly)
6. Roberto (Ahh Roberto, he is just SO yummy… everything about him. His sexy body during his Lion King performance with Ali, DAMN. I like him… and so does Ali and probably every other girl watching the show!)
7. Justin (Reality Steve is thinking this douche has a girlfriend back at home… just like Wes… I knew they reminded me of each other)
8. Ty (Why??)
9. Kasey (Do I even need to say anything here?)

What is Ali thinking picking Kasey over Sexy Jesse? Really? Ali you need to have your head examined. Jesse is by far the hottest guy there… even hotter than Roberto, which is hard to do. Weatherman went home, he was a horrible singer. Buddy, never do that again.

Next they all go to Iceland and Frank gets a little jealous when Ali spends some sexy time with Roberto on a group date. Shoot, I would do the same thing. Roberto, Kirk, and Chris L. should be the only ones left. What is she thinking with any of these other guys? Maybe Chris N. will have a moment to speak… or not…

Thanks to this episode AND Ali we were introduced to Joshua Radin, or at least I was introduced.  He is amazing, so thank you ABC and Ali!!

Can’t wait til next week to see how gorgeous Iceland is, and how psycho Kasey and Frank get!!

Has anyone been watching this new show on VH1 called “The OCD Project”? I hate to say, but I absolutely love it and I’m addicted. I was watching and I realized that Kristin, the blond, who clearly has the worst case of OCD out of everyone in the house, has the same toe thumbs as Megan Fox! Someone else I know with those thumbs is pretty OCD herself. Just saying…

This show is awesome, and I really hope that Dr. David Tolin can help these people get over their OCD, especially Kristin. She is so sad to watch, and here I am calling her out on her thumbs. Whatevs. She obviously has bigger problems to focus on. I am looking forward to watching them all progress and get over their fears.

Check out Megan’s famous thumbs after the jump!


How I spot these random things… I don’t know. But toe thumbs are VERY VERY interesting to me!

MTV’s The Jersey Shore is one of my favorite shows, sadly…  Well, MTV glamorizes hooking up, so what happens when people hook up randomly with other people?  STDs happen… that’s what.  The show’s creator said that “the Jersey Shore house is STD central”.  What do their parents think?  Their kids are on a show and there are rumors they have STDs?  I wouldn’t be surprised, but at the same time, I would think you’d have to get tested to be on one of these shows…. like you do on The Bachelor.  But I guess this isn’t anywhere as classy as The Bachelor.

In a roundtable discussion of reality show execs published in The Hollywood Reporter, SallyAnn Salsano, creator of “Jersey Shore,” said STDs are a constant concern.

“I do a full medical (for cast members), but I also do a lot of STD stuff,” she said. “Like everyone on the set has to take (herpes medication) Valtrex.” “We hand it out like M&Ms,” Salsano said. “‘Hey kids, it’s time for Valtrex!’ It’s like a herpes nest. They’re all in there mixing it up.”

Find out what The Situation had to say about this after the jump!


I wonder if they hand it out as a precaution or do they truly need it?  The creator isn’t too clear on that.

This seemed to have been news to The Situation.

Hollyscoop asked The Situation, “Rumor is that the creator was passing out Valtrex,” to which he replied, “Really? I did not even hear that. What set was this? I wasn’t passed out anything. What story was that?”

He added, I think that something was taken out of context. “As far as I know, being one of the main characters on the show, nothing like that happens. Maybe it was something taken out of context.”

Maybe it was something taken out of context? Hmmm… who has the herp in the house?? What I don’t get is why would the show creator say something like that at a conference, if it weren’t true? The other guidos and guidettes of the house also denied being given medicine or having an STD too. I think anyone would deny it tough, right? There has to be some truth to this… right? Who’s with me on this?

Some people get a thousand times better looking with age, actually, I personally think most people do. That is definitely the case for a lot of celebrities. Maybe it is Hollywood that should take all of the credit, or is it just good genes? These celebrities have definitely gotten MUCH hotter with age.  Look at Charlize Theron… minus the glasses and add some high-lights and a tan… bada-bing… a hot blond!

Check out more “Now & Then’s” after the jump!

Cameron actually looked OLDER when she was younger. Now she is a bombshell… age has done her well for sure!

Aww before she liked skater boys, she was a little dorko! Avril Lavigne has come a LONG LONG way!!

Gwen was always pretty but not nearly as gorgeous and edgy as she is these days! Or at least for the past ten years! Go Gwen!!!

Ugh, I love Jeremy Piven, but I definitely would never have noticed him in grade school! What a transformation! He is so sexy now!! Yeah Ari Gold!!

Could not figure this one out at first. Wow, has she become a beauty. Milla Jovovich DEFINITELY got better with age, no doubt about it!

Shorty gonna be a thug… wouldn’t of thought that from the high school photo, but damn, Lil Jon made it! Never would think that was him!

Did I miss any ridiculous transformations? If so, do tell!!

Adrien Brody’s new film “Splice” looks like it is either going to rule or be a total flop.  I like Brody a lot, I loved him in “The Jacket”  I’m hoping this movie is up there with that one.  In one of the scenes Brody has sex with the creature he and his lab partner created… didn’t see any romance coming out of that move… especially between two different species.

Oscar winner ADRIEN BRODY has bought the historic barn in which his character has sex with a laboratory experiment gone wrong in new film SPLICE.

The actor is assembling the old building on his New York state farm.

He says, “I had such an intimate scene and that’s where the scene takes place – in the barn, and I wanted to keep the memory.

“They (crew) were gonna dismantle it and I didn’t know what was gonna happen. What they did was they found this beautiful early 19th century barn in northern Canada, they dismantled it, they reassembled it in a soundstage… and they didn’t know what they were gonna do with it, so I said, ‘I’ll take it’.”

Does he have a thing for lab experiment sex? Pretty kinky Brody…

He might have gotten away with it, but for those darn sneakers. An El Paso man running from the law at a carnival was captured when police said they spotted David Caro’s sneakers poking out beneath a pile of stuffed teddy bears. Authorities say Caro was trying to hide after ditching his car during a traffic stop Thursday.

Police said Caro had swerved into the path of a motorcycle officer to avoid being pulled over. Once inside the carnival, police saw Caro’s shoes in the stuffed teddy bear pile and arrested him. He was charged with evading arrest and aggravated assault against a public servant.

He should of learned from E.T. when he hid in the dolls… he did a much better job of blending in…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cccnJAK7TI

This biatch is in complete agony, begging for an end! Crying and screaming… thanks for the entertainment. Next time get drunk or take a percocet and you’ll be good to go, honey.