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May 21 2010

This Dog Rules… And Eats With Her Hands!


I love dogs, especially labs or golden retrievers. Seeing this video made me miss my pup who passed away years ago, but also had me cracking up at how much fun and joy a dog really brings to your life. Ginger, who is the star in this video is very special. This is what her owner said about her:

We are so happy that our silly Saturday morning video gave you a smile!! We have a few more planned, Ginger willing, But don’t think they will be as charming as this one! We just got lucky and she just happened to be in the mood! It was all done with the first take! Glad shes brought you some joy.

This video is awesome and well thought out. I love it! Check out Ginger and her friend, Bailey, in another video which may actually be funnier than Ginger eating with her hands, after the jump, of course.
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May 21 2010

Speidi Talks To Strangers About Crystals And Aliens

The Hills this season is completely out of control.  Spencer is scary, but since I am no where near him and he can’t hurt me, I just find him VERY entertaining to watch.  He is out of his mind.  He isn’t anywhere near the guy we met in season 1 of The Hills.  He yells at Audrina that she is the lamest girl in the club… really?

The weirdo couple showed up at a club where everyone from Kristin to Audrina to Brody were at.  Heidi tries to talk to Kristin about crystals and their meanings.  She has totally lost it too.  What is really going on with this bizarre couple?  And what is it with the crystals?

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May 20 2010

Courtney Love Outs Kate Moss About Their Hook-Up

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I don’t know how on earth anyone in their right mind would actually hook up with Courtney Love but Love is saying that she slept with Kate Moss. I would think Moss would of had to of been on a ton of coke in order for that to happen but Love is saying the opposite.

After claiming to have had an affair with Gavin Rossdale, Courtney Love has outed another alleged romance – this time claiming she bedded supermodel Kate Moss.

The Hole singer tells of her supposed fling with Miss Moss, “I hope she doesn’t get mad that I outed her about it.” Miss Love continues, “It’s a great story for the grandchildren, so yeah. Kate wasn’t doing a lot of drugs. It was just a thing that happened in Milan in the Nineties.”

Seemingly enjoying the experience, Courtney finished by telling, “It happened and it was fun and whatever. And she talks about it and so I hope she doesn’t get mad that I outed her about it. I feel like such a kiss and tell. Kate’s great, though! Kate’s a good friend of mine. I almost bought her house in St John’s Wood, London.”

You hope she doesn’t get mad? I’d be surprised if she doesn’t have you killed! And yeah, great story for the grandchildren…  I don’t even want to imagine what Love looks like in the morning… ugh, talk about coyote ugly!

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May 20 2010

Heidi Montag The Next Megan Fox? Only In Her Dreams!

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After Megan Fox has announced her departure from the Transformers films, Heidi Montag thinks that will jump start her acting career.  Riiiight… like they’d cast a plastic life-size barbie after a natural beauty like Megan.  People saw the movie for Megan, no one in hell would see a movie for Heidi.  No way!

Heidi didn’t use an agent or anything, maybe because she SUCKS, she took to her Twitter account to pathetically beg Michael Bay for a job.

See, while most actresses were probably trying to snag Megan’s old job the old fashioned way with agents and managers, Heidi found an ingenious way to draw attention to herself. Of course, using Twitter over an agent might have to do with the fact that Heidi doesn’t have an agent, but whatever, minor details.

From Heidi’s Twitter:

Michael Bay I love your work! I know what a artistic brilliant genius you are! Cast me in the next Transformers.

Sweet Heidi, learn proper grammar before begging on Twitter for a job. He is AN artistic and brilliant genius, not A artistic brilliant genius… you dummy… Way to lay it on thick, Heidi.

Do you think this pitiful public display and brown nosing will actually grab Bay’s attention and land Heidi a job? Doubtful but he may go after the fact that she is half-plastic so she would fit right into a movie based on transforming toys.

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May 20 2010

Tila Tequila at the Maxim Hot 100 Party Being Desperate… Are We Surprised??

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Attention whore, Tila Tequila was of course desperate for attention at the Maxim Hot 100 Party in L.A. on Wednesday (May 19).

The reality star turned singer sported a tiny frock with maroon feathers as she arrived at Paramount Studios for the Harley-Davidson, Absolut Vodka, Ed Hardy, and Rogaine-sponsored fete. Making for quite the spectacle, Miss Tequila proceeded to roll around on the arrivals area while flashing her unmentionables for all to see.

As for the party guest list, Tila joined stars including Nicole Scherzinger, Olivia Munn, Sophie Monk and many others.

This girl is ridiculous. Really? She needs that much attention? Get over yourself you little troll! And I’d find a new hairstylist if I were you, that is the worst hairstyle I’ve ever seen… your stylist obviously hates you…

More stupid pictures of the whore after the jump!
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May 19 2010

Chris Klein Mamma Mia Parody

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Poor Chris Klein… his audition tape for Mamma Mia as we all know has surfaced out of no where making him look super creepy and out of control.  Now, that the video has been removed by NBC from youtube, all I can give you is a salute to Chris by Rob Delaney, this tribute is the next best thing. Rob fully encapsulates the insanity of the original.

Obviously, we are all avid citizens of the Internet, and as such it is impossible to watch something like this without thinking that it is fake and that we are being screwed with. But if it was fake, why would Chris Klein go along with it? It makes him look terrible! And it’s not like this video is selling anything, unless they make viral videos to sell cocaine now. And even if they did, it would be beside the point, since clearly there isn’t any cocaine left, because Chris Klein did it all. Which leaves us with the most terrifying possibility of all: that this is actually real.

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May 19 2010

Andy Samburg Lives In The Matrix… When He’s Doing The White Lady…

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I came across this SNL Short “Great Day”, over at our friends at Unrealitymag.com and couldn’t stop laughing and just HAD to post it!  A guy addicted to coke, who threw everything down the drain singing a song in a show-tunes style is just hilarious.  I mean look at his place in the beginning of the video.  And I love how they show him getting angry when he’s coming down from the coke… especially when his eyes turn red like the devil.  Andy Samberg makes the BEST ugly faces… he may take the cake.

The best is the end when he thinks he is in the Matrix yet he is standing there by himself looking like a total freak.  Watch and enjoy!

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May 19 2010

Passed Out Drunk: Charlotte Church… Remember Her?

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Charlotte Church is all grown up now… she apparently celebrates Uno De Mayo… or at least she had a little too much to drink on that day…
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Charlotte Church appeared to have had one (or more) too many to drink as she hung out with friends at club 333 Shoreditch on May 01, 2010 in London, England. After struggling to sit upright, the songstress decided it was too much effort and went ahead and laid down right in the club!

The girl with the golden throat has become the girl with the Golden Grain! The singer was photographed out with friends at club 333 Shoreditch May 1st, or perhaps it would be more accurate to say she was photographed passed out with friends at club 333 Shoreditch May 1st!

The songstress tried her best to stay upright, but just like her music sales she wound up plummeting down and laying flat on the couch. Thankfully her good friends were there to help her out take pictures for bloggers!

Charlotte’s Uno de Mayo spectacle has earned her an induction into the most hallowed of halls – The Starcasm.net AlcoHall of Fame! Congratulations Charlotte!

Remember her angelic voice back in the day? I remember my mom even bought this little girl’s cd and now she’s passed out wasted? Check her out years ago when she was a little angel with a beautiful voice after the jump!
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May 19 2010

No, We Don’t Want To See Foot-Face Topless… No Thanks…

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Have we ever seen Sarah Jessica Parker topless on screen? Absolutely not, because no one in their right mind would want to see that!

Sarah Jessica Parker is convinced she has never been asked to bare her breasts on film – because she’s not “equipped” to go topless.

The “Sex And The City 2″ star admits there has never been any pressure on her to titillate on camera – and she’s proud of the fact she has never flashed too much flesh.

She tells Eonline.com, “You don’t want to see me topless.

“There was never any pressure. Never once. It’s too progressive of a community here to have anyone pressured into doing that.”

Yeah, I don’t think it is so much because she isn’t well equipped. I think it’s because she looks like a horse mixed with a foot. She is right, we don’t want to see her topless. I also would rather not see Cynthia Nixon (Miranda from SATC) naked either. Lets just keep those breasts hidden ALL the time. Thanks!

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May 18 2010

Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Want A Piece Of Justin Bieber, So Chill Out You Tweens!

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Kim Kardashian has been getting nasty comments and death threats from really pissed-off Justin Bieber fans.

“I guess that Bieber Fever really got to people,” Kim’s sister Kylie Jenner,11, joked with us Saturday at 102.7 KIIS-FM’s Wango Tango concert in L.A.

Was Kim threatened at all by the haters? “No!” Kylie assured us. “Not at all.”

So what is going on with Kim’s love life these days? Kylie and Kendall filled us in… “She’s just not looking for anybody right now,” said Kendall,14. “She’s just so busy. She’s just playing attention to her work more than a guy.”

However, Kylie said she wouldn’t mind if Kim got back together with Reggie Bush. “They’re a good couple,” she said. “They’re both really nice people.”

I like Kim and Reggie together too. I think it is hilarious though that Justin Bieber’s fans are sending Kim hate mail. Like, really? The kid has bar-mitzvah voice… what chance in hell does he have with Kim?  He has a better chance with one of her little sisters…

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